With a massive “Pineapple Express” storm about to hit drought-stricken California with drenching rains and snow in the higher elevations, there’s even more good news for the Golden State.

New scientific studies from UCLA and NOAA say global warming, climate change or whatever they decide to call it in the future will not affect the amount of rain that hits Southern California in future years nor is it responsible for California’s current drought:

Phew. We can cancel the apocalypse.

Oh, but there are some who probably need to update their talking points, because the earlier science wasn’t so settled after all:

And those are just a few examples.