This chryon from Fox 2 Detroit is fantastic, and yes, it’s a real story:
Well, It was an emergency pic.twitter.com/RkcXgPKUrs
— Matt Dawson (@SaintRPh) December 2, 2014
Hilarious:
https://twitter.com/hajihuntingpat/status/539743931379253249
We all can't take a limo! @SaintRPh
— Book Guy (@HistReader) December 2, 2014
@SaintRPh Can't Quit Laughing!! Thanks, I need this:)
— Jeannie (@gulfcoastbred) December 2, 2014
But as we’re making fun of this story, maybe it was an emergency?
@SaintRPh @JonahNRO They said to call an ambulance if it lasted more than 4 hours.
— Scott Stein (@sstein) December 2, 2014
@SaintRPh @ZhidoBandera Mayday! Mayday! We need strippers here… I repeat, WE NEED STRIPPERS HERE. Do you copy?
— My Mom always said (@woof_woofer) December 2, 2014
LOL. But let’s put the blame for all of this where it’s due:
https://twitter.com/ZhidoBandera/status/539764714717577216
Yep, he did blame a lack of public transportation. Via the Daily Tribune:
Frustrated with a lack of public transportation and in desperate need to reach a certain destination, a homeless man stole an ambulance from a hospital in Pontiac on Sunday.
“He told the deputy he was hoping to go to the Booby Trap to see some pole dancing,” Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard said.
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@SaintRPh @JonahNRO If only we had a program to help these unfortunate gentlemen go to strip clubs, incidents like this would never happen.
— Corcosman (@Corcosman) December 2, 2014
Don’t give our nanny-state government any ideas.
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