This chryon from Fox 2 Detroit is fantastic, and yes, it’s a real story:

Hilarious:

But as we’re making fun of this story, maybe it was an emergency?

LOL. But let’s put the blame for all of this where it’s due:

Yep, he did blame a lack of public transportation. Via the Daily Tribune:

Frustrated with a lack of public transportation and in desperate need to reach a certain destination, a homeless man stole an ambulance from a hospital in Pontiac on Sunday.

“He told the deputy he was hoping to go to the Booby Trap to see some pole dancing,” Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard said.

Don’t give our nanny-state government any ideas.

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