Holidays can be stressful in these hyper-partisan times, but if you follow these handy Twitter-submitted tips you’re sure to have a happy Thanksgiving!
1- Don’t piss off your family.
2- Don’t get hangry.
3- Don’t not consume alcohol.
4- Don’t be weird. #ThanksgivingSurvivalGuide— Deanna Harder (@DeannaHarder) November 27, 2014
https://twitter.com/bednarektobe/status/537743539770490880
#ThanksgivingSurvivalGuide ;who needs a turkey when you can have tequila pic.twitter.com/1w7NVhTNds
— Phoebe (@phoebe_onelove) November 26, 2014
https://twitter.com/Mackenjack/status/537685083491430400
Last rum cake in the oven,the rest soaking in orange-rum glaze,on to the rest of the cheesecakes. Sipping cognac #ThanksgivingSurvivalGuide
— Blanca Boom (@6ftAmayzon) November 27, 2014
Still baking. #ginorvodka #ThanksgivingSurvivalGuide pic.twitter.com/zmycz8tHYx
— Not my fairy tale (@nosuchfairytale) November 27, 2014
Doing shots and cleaning with @gambinodoll16 now that's Thanksgiving prepping. #ThanksgivingSurvivalGuide
— Linda Mauro (@LindaMauro1) November 27, 2014
I just bought the biggest bottle of Hennessy in the store ? #ThanksgivingSurvivalGuide lol
— IG:@ЯELLA_ЯELLZ❣ (@RellaRichieRich) November 27, 2014
Weird. Alcohol seems to be the key here. Does it really work? 🙂
Well, not every idea involves alcohol:
https://twitter.com/karebear4ms/status/537786705768878081
#ThanksgivingSurvivalGuide Don't be the person at the table closest to the kitchen. You may be the one obligated to get things from there.
— l'Étoile Lilith (@LilyFromEden) November 26, 2014
Can't wait to go home and nap in preparation for my #foodcoma tomorrow. #ThanksgivingSurvivalGuide pic.twitter.com/DRnPW97d5r
— Robin Jeffrey (@TheSidekick) November 26, 2014
Bwah hah hah! All good tips!
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