Mocktastic Sunday-night funnies: What's your #ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeech?

#ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeechI'm Scared that I'll catch Obola

— Hemorrhagic Barry (@notalemming) October 19, 2014

You needed to have all your teeth pulled #ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeech

— Smogzilla (@Smogzilla) October 19, 2014

#ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeech Everybody is rolling their eyes & throwing up in the aisles

— Marie Shelton (@SheltonMarie) October 19, 2014

Because hearing "uh" "um" and "let me be clear" isn't that exciting in person #ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeech

— Alexis In FL (@AlexisinJax) October 19, 2014

Hunter Biden started doing lines on the podium #ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeech

— Hunter Bidens Dealer (@DefendWallSt) October 19, 2014

#ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeech Bullcrap filter getting all clogged up pic.twitter.com/xA6m5mknoY

— Terry_Jim (@Terry_Jim) October 19, 2014

#ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeech Every phrase was steeped in Stalinism or you felt a hand clawing for your wallet.

— Tera Flop (@teraflopclub) October 19, 2014

I might catch Ebola from shit coming out of his mouth #ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeech

— fred1776 (@skinuttz) October 19, 2014

#ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeech Lies sound better from a mile away.

— Hardline Stance (@Hardline_Stance) October 19, 2014

Lost that tingle in your leg…“@sleepdoctorjoe Tee time. #ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeech”

— Kristopher Mann (@blessdandfavord) October 19, 2014

#ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeech I'm bitter and I had to go home and "cling to my guns & religion" #tcot

— Mark Kaczmarek (@CoachKacz) October 19, 2014

#ReasonToExitAnObamaSpeech projectile vomiting epidemic pic.twitter.com/sIvFlR1e9b

— pRESIDENT ALIEN (@pRESIDENT_ALIEN) October 19, 2014