This is a real question. Why is he topless? Does he think his well-aged pectoral muscles add gravitas to the Syria debate? Or maybe he believes his nipples will bring added eyeballs to this most serious of issues? Who knows the real answer, but here he is in all his glory:
Come on Geraldo, tell us the meaning behind this madness!
Maybe this is the answer?
Could be. But I think we can agree with this advice from now on: