Can this be real?

From the CBS in Tampa link above:

A Tampa massage therapist who calls herself “Jasmine Tridevil” says she spent $20,000 on a procedure to add a third breast to her chest.

The Florida woman told Real Radio 104.1 that she “called like 50 or 60 doctors” in order to have the surgery adding a third breast.

And why would she do this?

Yeah, that’s not very believable.

We can’t wait for the feminists to weigh in on this one. If nail polish that can detect date-rape drugs is reinforcing rape culture, what does a third breast do?

Bonus: she’s trying out for some sort of MTV reality show:

Video and more photos are available here on her Twitter feed.

And yes Michelle, it is:

Here’s hoping that this is all a big hoax and we never, ever have to hear about it again.

Update: Whew! The boobs are probably not real (and not spectacular):

WTSP received an incident report from earlier this month after Tridevil claimed to have her baggage stolen at Tampa International Airport. When her bag was eventually recovered, a property receipt was issued that included an item described as a “3 breast prosthesis.”

As is the case in matters such as these, it took just minutes for doubters to claim that Tridevil’s extra appendage was all a scam.

Commenters on Tridevil’s Facebook page immediately went on the attack, going so far as to question the massage’s therapist’s mental makeup.

Even the popular rumor-squashing website attempted to debunk the bonus boob, although they stopped short of calling it a total fake.