Because Hollywood can’t seem to come up with any new ideas, here are a few of the films America will be burdened with in the near future.
First up, a reboot of the Chevy Chase–Christie Brinkley masterpiece from 1983, ‘Vacation’:
Next, who’s ready for more James Bond? With Sam Mendes (“Skyfall”) directing:
And how about Matt Damon back as Jason Bourne?
That’s depressing as we were looking forward to another Bourne movie where would could compare Andy Levy of Fox to Jeremy Renner:
But this confuses us. More “Zoolander”? People really want more of this?
Exit question: when will we get the remake of “Casablanca” or “The Godfather”? You just know that eventually Hollywood will do it and we might as well get it over with now.