By havoc, President Clinton means no skinny dipping at nudist colonies:

These conditions do sound horrible:

Yes, when will Congress act to save California’s nudists?

Why don’t the nudists just ask their neighbor, Oprah Winfrey, to help with their water woes? She can spare a few tanker trucks of water, no?

And if you can’t afford a tanker truck of water, there’s now a shower head that will send an SMS to your phone to let you know if you’re using too much water:

Maybe they can create an app for the nudists next?