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RIP Beth: The Senate Sucks a Little Less Following Loss of Beloved Dirtbag

AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite

The U.S. Senate sucks just a little bit less today following the loss of a long-time icon … at least on social media.

Senator Chuck Grassley (IA) announced the passing of his beloved Beth, a tireless and upright member of his household …

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Beth, a Hoover Concept Two Powerdrive vacuum cleaner manufactured in the 1980s, was a truly impressive machine.

(Yes, we spent way too much time going down a YouTube rabbit hole about the Hoover Concept Two.)

Why on Earth is Grassley telling the world about the death of his dearly departed dirtbag-haver?

The senator is no stranger to humor and corny jokes, and he's been telling us about Beth for years.

As the news of Beth's demise swept across the internet, social media posters had a bit of fun with the announcement.

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(Incidentally, Grassley's posts read like the dialogue for an Indian in a 1960s western.)

Many were happy to join in the fun. There was, of course, a contingent of agitators who couldn't escape the vacuum of their political bubbles long enough to have a little laugh and chose instead to bag on Grassley, but we'll just filter out that noise.

That's for sure!

Some of us are old enough to remember that level of quality.

Hey, we said 'some of us' are old enough to remember.

People had varying opinions on what should be done with Beth. Some offered to fix her while others offered less conventional approaches …

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What say you, Smithsonian?

Sometimes, when you love something, you have to set it free.

That's a nice photo of Lincoln and Hoover.

BethX could clean President Trump's White House Ballroom.

*Vac'd.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust … So long, Beth.

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