Twitchyhttps://twitchy.com/feed/Twitchy: Hilarious Political Commentary &amp; Current Eventsen-usTue, 03 Nov 2026 10:00:50 -0500Just WOW: WATCH How Male Muslim Abdul El-Sayed Supporter Reacts When Asked About Gay Rights (VIDEO)<![CDATA[A viral clip making the rounds shows a Muslim supporter of socialist, Muslim Michigan Senate hopeful Abdul El-Sayed getting asked the most basic question about LGBTQ rights.&nbsp;]]>Tue, 03 Nov 2026 09:31:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/03/watch-how-muslim-el-sayed-supported-reacts-when-asked-about-gay-rights-n2434047Former Abdul El-Sayed Staffer EXPOSES How Abusive (to Women?!) El-Sayed REALLY Is in DAMNING Post<![CDATA[A former top aide to progressive Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed is torching the carefully polished image his wife just tried to sell on camera.&nbsp;]]>Tue, 03 Nov 2026 09:00:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/03/former-abdul-el-sayed-staffer-treatment-of-staff-horrible-n2434042Haley Stevens Comes Out SWINGING on X and OOF, Punches Definitely Land As Lefties Just Can't DEEEAL<![CDATA[We get that Haley Stevens is still a Democrat even if her own party refuses to accept her, and as such, we likely disagree on just about everything. HOWEVER, the fact she is willing to call out socialism and most of all antisemitism in her own party and vote alongside Mike Rogers tells us that even if we disagree, there are still a few things we agree on.]]>Tue, 03 Nov 2026 08:25:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/03/haley-stevens-speaks-out-on-x-n2434041New Breed of Voter? Dem. Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger Restores Deceased Dog’s Voting Rights<![CDATA[The Democrat Party’s refusal to shore up our elections is doggone crazy. Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger is one of those Democrats who doesn’t want to vet voters. But she has no problem letting those who’ve visited a vet cast ballots. That's because she recently restored the voting rights of a deceased dog in her state. Yes, a dog.&nbsp;]]>Tue, 03 Nov 2026 05:10:00 -0500<![CDATA[Warren Squire]]>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/03/virginia-dogs-right-to-vote-reinstated-thanks-to-abigail-spanberger-n2434040Sword Loser: Lefty Podcaster Kara Swisher Claims on ‘The View’ That Elon Musk Threatened Her Life<![CDATA[Lefty podcaster Kara Swisher went on ABC’s&nbsp;The View on Monday. Hillary Clinton was by her side. Swisher, who lives to see Elon Musk imprisoned, claimed that the multibillionaire entrepreneur recently threatened her… with a sword. He didn't. But it does show that Swisher and the cackling crackpots on The View don't know the Bible.]]>Tue, 03 Nov 2026 04:30:00 -0500<![CDATA[Warren Squire]]>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/03/kara-swisher-hillary-clinton-elon-musk-the-view-live-by-the-sword-die-by-the-sword-n2434031Discomfort Food: Social Media Cringes at Kraft’s New Cinnamon Roll-Flavored 'Mac & Cheese'<![CDATA[Food manufacturers are always looking for new, often wacky, and unwise ideas to draw consumers to existing brands. Most of these fail miserably. Remember Crystal Pepsi? Best to forget that one; it was clearly a bad idea. Still, test kitchens and marketing departments need something to keep them busy. Right?]]>Tue, 03 Nov 2026 03:45:00 -0500<![CDATA[Warren Squire]]>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/03/kraft-cinnamon-roll-mac-and-cheese-n2434034Dallas Morning News Runs ‘I’m a Republican, but…’ Piece Written by Paid Democrat Consultant <![CDATA[The Dallas Morning News fell for it. Gina Hinojosa is the Democrat nominee for Texas governor, running against incumbent Greg Abbott. A Republican who is breaking ranks and voting for Hinojosa, Suzanne Bellsnyder, penned an opinion piece and sent it to the editors of The Dallas Morning News, who decided to run it on the op-ed page on Sunday.]]>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 23:00:13 -0500<![CDATA[Brett T.]]>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/02/dallas-morning-news-runs-im-a-republican-but-piece-paid-for-by-dem-consultant-n2434027Woman Who Claims to Be a Victim of Pedophile Donald Trump Shares Her Message to Voters<![CDATA[As we reported on October 26, the House Judiciary Committee Democrats released their shiny new 50-page report called "The Case Against Donald Trump Emerging in the Epstein Files and DOJ's Desperate Efforts to Cover It Up." Yes, in the run-up to the midterms, the Democrats were once again going back to the Epstein files. There was something special about this report, though: It included a "brand-new" rape accusation against Trump. Liberals were butthurt that the mainstream media hadn't picked up on the story of Miss Switzerland being raped by Trump at the Plaza Hotel back in 1993. On Monday, Judd Legum, formerly of Talking Points Memo, compiled a list of all of the major news outlets that didn't report on this shocking new allegation:]]>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 22:00:35 -0500<![CDATA[Brett T.]]>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/02/woman-who-claims-to-be-a-victim-of-pedophile-donald-trump-shares-her-message-to-voters-n2434015CA Election Officials Say Trump Admin’s Legal Threats Are Affecting Their Mental Health <![CDATA[Oh, no. According to court papers filed on Friday, California election officials say that the Trump administration's legal "threats" to their ballot-counting process are having profound consequences on their mental health. Yes, the Trump administration has "threatened" to review California's voter rolls against federal databases to identify noncitizens registered to vote. As NBC News reported on Friday, Judge Jeb Boasberg ordered the Trump administration to turn over its list of 20,000 alleged noncitizen registrants in California to "immigrant rights groups" by the end of the day.]]>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 21:00:30 -0500<![CDATA[Brett T.]]>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/02/ca-election-officials-say-trump-admins-legal-threats-are-affecting-their-mental-health-n2434035VoteHub: Expect to See Mike Rogers' Lead Vanish Overnight Thanks to 'Late Ballots'<![CDATA[Twitchy is your place to be on Election Night, but according to VoteHub, don't expect to see a winner in Michigan's Senate race called on Tuesday night. In fact, don't be surprised to go to bed with Mike Rogers leading, only to wake up to find that "late ballots" counted after midnight have pushed Abdul El-Sayed ahead.]]>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 20:00:22 -0500<![CDATA[Brett T.]]>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/02/votehub-late-ballots-are-expected-to-favor-abdul-el-sayed-after-midnight-n2434018The Detroit Free Press Wants Everyone to 'Meet' Haley Stevens' Fiancé (Guess What They Led With)<![CDATA[Never let it be said that the leftist legacy media does not understand its assignment as foot soldiers for the revolution.&nbsp;]]>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 19:30:19 -0500<![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/11/02/the-detroit-free-press-wants-everyone-to-meet-haley-stevens-fiance-guess-what-they-led-with-n2434038Duncing in the Dark: Bruce Springsteen Breaks His Silence, Endorses Dr. El-Sayed<![CDATA[Hold up! Haley Stevens may be dominating the news by breaking from her party and endorsing Mike Rogers for Senate in Michigan, but we haven't heard from The Boss yet. Well, now we have. Bruce Springsteen — the man who halts his concerts to literally pull up a chair, sit down, and rant about the Trump administration, both in Europe and the U.S. — has broken his silence at last and endorsed Abdul El-Sayed, saying that he's a fighter against the anti-American leadership currently in the White House.]]>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 19:00:15 -0500<![CDATA[Brett T.]]>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/02/bruce-springsteen-breaks-his-silence-endorses-abdul-el-sayed-against-corrupt-trump-administration-n2434024Where’s the Beef? Ana Navarro Hilariously Butchers Social Media GOTV Election Eve Message (VIDEO)<![CDATA[The View’s Ana Navarro took to social media on Monday with a USDA 'Grade F' get-out-the-vote message. She’s urging her fellow idiots to vote Democrat, of course. She sounds more sauced than usual. Apparently, she’s a fool when it comes to fuel. She says it’s getting expensive to put ground beef in our cars and trucks or pick up a few jugs of meat at the grocery store. Wut?]]>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 18:30:56 -0500<![CDATA[Warren Squire]]>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/02/the-views-ana-navarro-ground-beef-is-630-a-gallon-guys-please-vote-these-bums-out-n2434037Magistrate Dismisses Complaint Against Former FBI Officials Accused of Lying About Hunter Biden<![CDATA[On October 3, FBI Director Kash Patel announced that two former senior FBI officials, Nikki Cole Floris and Bradley Benavides, had been taken into custody on charges of lying to Congress about their involvement in the FBI’s investigations into Hunter Biden. Both testified that the now-dissolved FBI Foreign Influence Task Force (FITF) was not involved in the Hunter Biden investigations. Patel added that Floris was also on record privately claiming to be “running a shadow government” during the 2020 election in her role on the FITF.]]>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 18:00:21 -0500<![CDATA[Brett T.]]>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/02/judge-dismisses-complaint-against-former-fbi-officials-accused-of-lying-about-hunter-biden-n2434017Wajahat Ali Doubles Down, Demands to Know What’s Wrong With ‘Allahu Akbar’<![CDATA[As Sam reported early on Monday morning, MSNBC mainstay Wajahat Ali decided to weigh in on the Senate race in Michigan, predicting that, if God forbid, Abdul El-Sayed loses, "The fire will rise. It's over. People will be radicalized against corporate, pro-Israel Dems. There will be a reckoning." Is the fire Ali predicts will rise metaphorical, or is he talking about riots breaking out?]]>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 17:00:08 -0500<![CDATA[Brett T.]]>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/02/wajahat-ali-doubles-down-demands-to-know-whats-wrong-with-allahu-akbar-n2434021JOURNALISM! Drew Holden Nails NBC News' 'Baseless Claims of Voter Fraud' Pivot in a 3-Part Story<![CDATA[The mainstream media wonders how trust in the profession of "journalism" has gone completely down the toilet, while unwittingly serving up daily examples helping to prove why that's happened. Here's yet another one.&nbsp;]]>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 16:20:49 -0500<![CDATA[Doug P.]]>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/02/journalism-drew-holden-spotlights-nbc-news-no-voter-fraud-pivot-in-a-3-part-story-n2434030What PANIC Looks Like: Mary Peltola Throws Campaign Staff Under the Bus in Fake Dan Sullivan Scheme<![CDATA[Alaska Democrat Mary Peltola’s carefully worded “I had no idea” routine is starting to look less like innocence and more like a controlled demolition of her own campaign. Especially since she was more than willing to imply her staff acted without her knowledge.]]>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 16:10:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/02/mary-peltola-now-throwing-her-staff-under-the-bus-for-dan-sullivan-fake-n2434012Here's How a Vote for El-Sayed Is a Vote for the Muslim Brotherhood (but Don't Take OUR Word for It)<![CDATA[Abdul El-Sayed has a big tell when he wants to dodge a reporter's question, and that's when he replies "what you should be asking me is (insert totally different topic here)." One of the biggest examples of that comes when somebody asks him about family connections to the Muslim Brotherhood.&nbsp;]]>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 15:53:21 -0500<![CDATA[Doug P.]]>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/02/heres-how-a-vote-for-el-sayed-is-a-vote-for-the-muslim-brotherhood-but-dont-take-our-word-for-it-n2434022NYT Senate Polls Under Fire As Democrats Turn on Haley StevensOn this full episode of LARRY with Larry O'Connor, the New York Times drops its final Senate polls showing Democrats ahead in EVERY major battleground state, but are they trying to DISCOURAGE Republican voters before Election Day?! Larry exposes the paper's troubling polling methodology, its own admissions about Democratic response rates, and the stunning parallels to its polling misses in 2024! PLUS, Seth Keshel explains why the timing matters, new polls in Texas, Minnesota, and Maine tell a VERY different story, and Abdul El-Sayed's disastrous primary polling provides a MAJOR warning about trusting the numbers! Election Day is almost here, and MUCH, MUCH MORE!Mon, 02 Nov 2026 15:24:05 -0500<![CDATA[Twitchy Video]]>https://twitchy.com/videos/2026/11/02/nyt-senate-polls-under-fire-as-democrats-turn-on-haley-stevens-n2434033Frodo Can SUCK IT: Elijah Wood Shaming Haley Stevens Blows UP in His Creepy Little Hobbit FACE<![CDATA[Elijah Wood has apparently decided that playing a hobbit who carried a cursed ring for three movies qualifies him to scold a sitting congresswoman for making a political decision he doesn’t like. The actor best known for starring longingly at Mount Doom decided to publicly shame Haley Stevens with the kind of disappointed head-shake usually reserved for a dog that peed on the rug.&nbsp;]]>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 15:15:00 -0500<![CDATA[Sam J.]]>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/02/frodo-can-suck-it-elijah-wood-shaming-haley-stevens-blows-up-in-his-creepy-little-hobbit-face-n2434010