<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>Twitchy</title><link>https://twitchy.com/feed/</link><description>Who Said What</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 22:22:34 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>Gothamist: Mamdani Comforts NYC Muslims After Islamophobic Attacks </title><description>&lt;![CDATA[We're literally losing track of the number of Muslim attacks that have taken place in just the last two weeks. There were those two Pennsylvania teens who took advantage of unseasonably warm spring weather to take a drive into New York City and throw a couple of IEDs into a crowd. There was the killing of an ROTC instructor at Old Dominion University by a man who had been convicted for supporting ISIL. There was the rifle-toting man who drove his car full of explosives into a Michigan synagogue that doubled as a daycare. We're missing a couple.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 22:00:47 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Domestic Terrorism]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Islam]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Terrorism]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Zohran Mamdani]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2026/73/df66e7d6-8047-4c85-8439-e630f5793807-650x0.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/03/14/gothamist-mamdani-comforts-nyc-muslims-after-islamophobic-attacks-n2426036</link></item><item><title>Jemele Hill's Hot Take: Blue Collar Jobs Are a Conspiracy to Keep the Poors in Overalls </title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Jemele Hill is once again being dumb on Elon Musk's internet.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 21:30:27 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[justmindy]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Artificial Intelligence]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Economy]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Education]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Elon Musk]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Trade]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2018/305/fcf45889-b60a-41d6-8f3f-31dad0174999.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/03/14/jemele-hill-rich-people-dont-want-their-kids-to-go-into-trades-n2426049</link></item><item><title>Videos of Depositions of DOGE Bros Were Apparently Posted to Make Them Look Bad, Not Based</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[The New York Times reports that a Manhattan judge on Friday ordered two deposition videos of DOGE bros taken down from YouTube, but nothing ever really disappears from the internet. Benjamin Weiser and Jennifer Schuessler report:&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 21:00:31 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[DOGE]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Lawsuit]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[The New York Times]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[YouTube]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2025/69/bddf5946-aa03-4e4d-beaa-9ff31dd18954.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/03/14/videos-of-depositions-of-doge-bros-were-apparently-posted-to-make-them-look-bad-n2426048</link></item><item><title>White Liberal's New American Dream: Flee to Super-White Switzerland</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Liberals really are so dumb. The latest example is the white woman who moved from 'racist' United States to Switzerland, one of the whitest places in the world.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 20:30:56 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[justmindy]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Illegal Immigration]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Liberal Media]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Socialism]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2022/356/118d5467-12ae-4b93-8326-b4c4bee0938f.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/03/14/switzerland-white-women-moving-n2426047</link></item><item><title>Pro-Gun Activists Hand Out Free 30-Round AR-15 Magazines Outside Virginia State Capitol</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Get 'em while you still can!]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 20:00:15 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Firearms]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Gun Ban]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Gun Control]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Second Amendment]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Virginia]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2024/319/881c0cc2-eab1-44b2-a3af-6b3c58254da2.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/03/14/pro-gun-activists-hand-out-free-30-round-ar-15-magazines-outside-virginia-state-capitol-n2426045</link></item><item><title>Mask-Wearing Liberal White Women Hold ICE Agents at Bay With Crossed Arms and Umbrellas</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[If you've been reading Twitchy all day today (as you should), you'll have seen the horrifying sight of a liberal white woman twerking in front of an ICE agent while another liberal white woman sings and plays guitar. That video was posted by Matt Wan Swol, who also posted this video. It's hilarious that states like California have passed (unenforceable laws) banning federal agents from covering their faces, while a bunch of anti-ICE agitators in masks surround a house and form a barrier of umbrellas.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 19:30:45 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[ICE]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Illegal Alien]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Illegal Immigration]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Vermont]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2025/218/df7ee99f-7918-4fd5-84cc-9087a79ae5b3.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/03/14/mask-wearing-liberal-white-woman-hold-ice-agents-at-bay-with-crossed-arms-and-umbrellas-n2426044</link></item><item><title>French Lectures on GOP 'Slide' to Pro-Choice—Forgets He Hailed Extremist Talarico as the True Christian</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[David French, you preening, pearl-clutching hypocrite. Your self-awareness is so absent it's basically on life support. Legendary levels of delusion, as always.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 19:00:42 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[justmindy]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Abortion]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Donald Trump]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Pro-Life]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Republican Party]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/226/59fceb11-4392-4eba-ba11-b263ef184ab8.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/03/14/david-french-trump-baby-killer-but-he-praised-talarico-n2426042</link></item><item><title>Gun-Toting Man Wearing Tactical Gear Sneaks Into Texas Elementary School</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[End Wokeness says this story isn't getting nearly enough attention, and he's right. We've nearly lost count of the number of domestic terrorist attacks by Muslims over the last two weeks, and we're going to go out on a limb here and say that Muhi Mohanad Najm is a Muslim name. He also goes by Kyle Najm Chris. Najm, armed with a gun and wearing tactical gear, sneaked into an elementary school in Klein, Texas, earlier this week. No one was harmed, but Najm's been arrested and charged with possession of a prohibited weapon.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 18:30:22 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Domestic Terrorism]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Gun Free Zone]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Guns]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Texas]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2026/73/36444eeb-1097-45e1-90e5-29cdb35f5f2f-650x0.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/03/14/gun-toting-man-wearing-tactical-law-enforcement-attire-sneaks-into-texas-elementary-school-n2426043</link></item><item><title>White Liberal Women Now Twerking on ICE Agents to Defend Gang Members – Clown World 2026</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[It's like you can almost smell them through the screen. Hopefully, the ICE agents were able to take long, hot bleach showers after this.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 17:30:50 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[justmindy]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[2026 Elections]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Border Security]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[ICE]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Illegal Alien]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Tren de Aragua]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2024/84/a76ff92b-1bf2-4fc8-b52a-8e2257c89a7a.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/03/14/hippies-lib-white-women-dance-on-ice-agents-n2426038</link></item><item><title>BOMBSHELL SMOKING GUN Allegedly Captures Erika Kirk Scheduling Underage Girls for Jeffrey Epstein</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[This is a new one. Erika Kirk lost her husband to an assassin's bullet last September, and the amount of vitriol that's been sent her way is absolutely deplorable. She was shamed for the pants she was wearing when she appeared at a Turning Point USA event as its new leader. People accused her of applying fake tears before going onstage. And then they floated the theory that Kirk was having an affair with Vice President JD Vance because they hugged onstage. One conspiracy theorist we covered said that Vance was going to dump his Indian-American wife, Usha, for Kirk, arguing that no Republican was going to vote for a guy with a brown wife.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 17:00:57 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[JD Vance]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Jeffrey Epstein]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Lawsuit]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Erika Kirk]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2025/109/369eb0f5-611e-436d-b1e0-4ca5de24e502.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/03/14/bombshell-smoking-gun-allegedly-captures-erika-kirk-scheduling-underage-girls-for-jeffrey-epstein-n2426041</link></item><item><title>DataRepublican Schools Clown Who Doxxed 'Bully' Cynical Publius</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Here we have a story about two Twitchy favorites (and some new favorites). DataRepublican has the full story in her post, but in short, Cynical Publius was doxxed by War on the Rocks, whose CEO and co-founder is Ryan Evans. Evens says it was because Publius was bullying, inciting, and harassing people on X, which anyone who follows him knows isn't true. DataRepublican called out writer and doxxer Brad Duplessis. Again, this is a lengthy post, but read every word.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 16:30:16 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Free Speech]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Military]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Veterans]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2024/72/ef6ade1b-694f-44c5-b281-1a3b0c0ff7f4.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/03/14/datarepublican-schools-clown-who-doxxed-cynical-publius-n2426035</link></item><item><title>Iranian Official Telling Trump His Demands for Ending the War Is 'Sounding Like a Senate Democrat'</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[When the Dems see this offer from a senior Iranian official (who may or may not still have oxygen privileges) they will definitely agree to it, but unfortunately for the regime they aren't the ones making the calls.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 16:15:15 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Doug P.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Iran]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Operation Epic Fury]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2024/235/f7fb6ece-3efc-4a8b-8c67-95cb7680391f.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/03/14/iranian-official-listing-conditions-to-end-the-war-is-sounding-like-a-senate-democrat-n2426040</link></item><item><title>Jennifer Welch Furious Biden Didn’t Act Fast and Fascist Enough to Stop the Unreal ‘Fascism’ of Trump</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Leftist podcaster Jennifer Welch is so upset about imaginary 'fascism' that she is having a mental breakdown over it. ‘Fascism’ is so out of control, she laments that former President Joe Biden didn’t put all his political enemies behind bars when he had the chance. Huh?]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 16:00:28 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Warren Squire]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Democrat Party]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[January 6]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Joe Biden]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Justice Clarence Thomas]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Liberal Media]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Mental Health]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Supreme Court]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2025/302/7c49fdfc-529f-4678-b1c5-8bdb71efc8a9.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/03/14/jennifer-welch-made-at-biden-for-not-rounding-up-more-conservatives-and-putting-them-in-prison-over-j6-n2426026</link></item><item><title>NY Times Spotted Doing Their Thing Again in Headline About the Michigan Synagogue Terrorist</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[When it comes to the New York Times, we're getting used to framings like this one:]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 15:14:25 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Doug P.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2025/5/47865253-8e9e-43a7-8a30-87d5258ec15e.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/03/14/ny-times-spotted-doing-their-thing-again-in-headline-about-the-michigan-synagogue-terrorist-n2426037</link></item><item><title>All Guilty! ‘Imaginary’ Antifa Terrorists Who Targeted ICE in Texas Face Real Time in Prison</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[In July of 2025, nine Antifa members attacked an ICE facility in Alvarado, Texas. That ambush resulted in one ICE agent being shot in the neck. On Friday, a jury found the&amp;nbsp;nine guilty of providing material support to terrorists, rioting, conspiracy to use and/or carry explosives, and using explosives. This was obviously not a simple protest but a full-blown terrorist attack.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Warren Squire]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Antifa]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Democrat Party]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[DOJ]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[ICE]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Terrorism]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Texas]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2019/238/0359c581-f329-4f59-9e69-4cda47c37318.png" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/03/14/all-nine-members-of-an-antifa-cell-in-tx-have-just-been-found-guilty-of-terrorism-charges-n2426014</link></item><item><title>Gavin Newsom Gets Covered in His Own Receipts While Trying to Blame Trump for High Energy Prices in CA</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Recently California Gov. Gavin Newsom said something that'll make a great beginning of GOP ads in 2028 if he does indeed run for president:]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 14:15:01 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Doug P.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/322/8d551191-ddf9-42bd-9a04-5d6c2bdd6144.JPG" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/03/14/gavin-newsom-gets-covered-in-receipts-while-trying-to-blame-trump-for-high-energy-prices-in-ca-n2426029</link></item><item><title>Veterans on X OBLITERATE Bond Trader Rando For Claiming That 'No One In the Military Wants to Serve'</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Normally at Twitchy, we don't highlight tweets from your average rando who posts nonsense for clicks. But, on occasion, someone posts a tweet that is so galactically stupid that it goes viral, and we can't let it slide without mocking it into oblivion.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 14:00:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Military]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[National Security]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[USA]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Veterans]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2024/335/1092987e-050c-44a4-987f-bfffbbb6d7eb.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/03/14/veterans-on-x-obliterate-bond-trader-rando-for-claiming-that-no-one-in-the-military-wants-to-serve-n2426028</link></item><item><title>Here's Chris Murphy vs. Chris Murphy on Presidential Fitness (Hey, This Guy MIGHT Be a Shameless Liar)</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[The effort on the part of many Democrats (not including Sen. John Fetterman) and media types to essentially be cheerleaders for the Iranian regime against the U.S. under President Trump has intensified.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 12:36:05 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Doug P.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2022/332/93166114-ea64-443c-a316-affd3a9dec7d.png" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/03/14/heres-chris-murphy-vs-chris-murphy-on-presidential-fitness-hey-this-guy-might-be-a-shameless-liar-n2426027</link></item><item><title>'This Is So Cheap'! CNN Journo Continues Torching Media Credibility By Selectively Quoting Pete Hegseth</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Another narrative generator for the Democratic Party's talking points memo is at it again. By "narrative generator for the Democratic Party" we of course are talking about self-described "journalists," many of which of late have come across as nothing short of cheerleaders for the Iranian regime, all because "Trump BAD!"&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 11:16:19 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Doug P.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Iran]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Operation Epic Fury]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/226/ef7c1d37-ff4e-4000-85da-45e988ca30c6.JPG" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/03/14/this-is-so-cheap-cnn-journo-continues-torching-media-credibility-by-selectively-quoting-pete-hegseth-n2426022</link></item><item><title>Abigail Spanberger Gets Help Figuring Out How the ODU Terrorist Was Able to Carry Out the Attack</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[As you'll see in her post, Abigail Spanberger is also a "former intelligence officer" which means she should probably have already figured some of this out, but she hasn't yet. So, the Democrat governor of Virginia got some assistance.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 09:23:10 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Doug P.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/271/6ed0f39c-2225-4466-9611-35c053b116d1.JPG" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/03/14/abigail-spanberger-demands-fbi-investigate-how-odu-terrorist-was-able-to-carry-out-the-attack-n2426021</link></item></channel></rss>