We ♥ this. We ♥ this bad. And so do Ellen’s followers:

We just hope Ellen wasn’t expecting flowers from Warren Buffett next Valentine’s Day … or from the actual President. But even without the flowers, Ellen is doing fine. As a comedian, every funny thing she posts on Twitter is tax deductible:

Shirts? Tax deductible!

Farms? Tax deductible!

Lazy baby kangaroos? Tax deductible!

Jealous yet, Elizabeth Warren?