As you no doubt have been aware, the Left's latest triggering has been over the Trump administration's project to clean up the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. 

The pool was refilled about a week ago, and of course the media's been doing its part to help carry the Democrats' preferred narrative:

CNN has since been all over it:

"Journalism," ladies and gentlemen!

However, the algae is "part of the normal start-up process" and will be taken care of:

So, the algae is being dealt with. 

And now for the "you can't make this stuff up" part:

Wait, really?

Apparently it's NOT a joke, because satire has nothing on real life these days: 

HAHAHA!

There's a tragic shortage of asylums in the United States. 

Just when you thought they couldn't get crazier...

The lefty gene pool needs to be chlorinated a lot heavier than the reflecting pool. 

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