It’s the 4th of July, which provides many an opportunity to bash America and its Founders.
Others believe America is a bully, but our bully. An empirical bully:
Sure, America is an overstuffed empirical bully flapping its tumescent ding-dong at the rest of the world, but it's home. Happy 4th.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) July 4, 2015
Auto-correct strikes again?
https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/617337834727440385
https://twitter.com/Thorrison/status/617338178492624897
@michaelianblack I think you mean Imperialist.
— eightiesdisco (@eightiesdisco) July 4, 2015
Imperical, imperial — let’s call the whole thing off.