During President Biden’s remarks today that were intended to try and turn around an approval rating that’s in freefall, the president spoke of the need to swap out diesel buses with electric ones to “change the circumstance on boom boom boom.”

No, seriously, that’s what he said.

But Biden’s alternate reality address also included more of his talk about the rich needing to “pay their fair share.” Also the rich seem to be even richer than we knew:

Wait, did he say…

Yeah, that’s what we thought we heard.

Great idea!

And of course Biden’s saying the multitrillion-dollar plan he’s pitching “pays for itself” so in reality it costs “zero.” Sure…

The U.S. government is nearly $30 trillion in debt thanks to all those magical “pays for itself” plans that politicians like Biden have supported over the decades.