Everybody knows that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is in DC to chew gum and confirm judges, and he’s been out of gum for quite a while now. This is how the Daily Beast’s Sam Stein reported McConnell’s plan to return to what he does best:

The DNC will definitely approve of that spin:

There’s a whole lot of that going around in “journalism” these days.

That question is as rhetorical as they come.

Cocaine Mitch for the win yet again!