After notching a victory in American Samoa but nowhere else after yesterday’s Super Tuesday primaries, Michael Bloomberg decided to end his campaign.
The master satirists at the Babylon Bee have summed up how Bloomberg’s campaign went out:
Paid Mourners Weep As Bloomberg Exits Primaryhttps://t.co/zGNTOWvAv6
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 4, 2020
It’s funny because it’s so believable.
I don't think he could pay me enough 😆 I know it's satire but man I could believe this from his campaign https://t.co/JRp37zWKpE
— Sarah Sheffler (@SarahCoffelt4) March 4, 2020
We really wouldn’t be surprised in the least.
— Lisa Boothe (@LisaMarieBoothe) March 4, 2020
Bloomberg trying to reason all his spending… pic.twitter.com/QnaQHFo1I9
— Gapeagle (@Gapeagle) March 4, 2020
Ouch 😂 https://t.co/HTr5DfUgIL
— YMK (@Yunusmb) March 4, 2020
I am crying https://t.co/YiwyJHwaqd
— 🐧 Dennis ¯_( ツ)_/¯ (@grumpy_veteran) March 4, 2020