From the “climate change alarmism has come to this” department we find this doozy of a hot take that alone is enough to accelerate global warming:

HAHAHA! Oh wait, they’re serious?

Another day brings with it more evidence of the long, slow death of parody.

Throw in CNN and the competition is fierce.

Hopefully one or more of the remaining Democrat candidates for president cite this story as more proof of the need for a Green New Deal.