There have been more problems with the voting system in Illinois? Color us totally shocked!

Ah, yes, but don’t get suspicious about anything, because this was just an accident:

From The Hill:

Illinois Secretary of State Jesse White sent a letter this week saying a “programming error” led to more than 500 non-U.S. citizens accidentally being registered as voters.

The glitch was fixed Tuesday, but state lawmakers and election authorities are just beginning to raise concerns over the integrity of some state elections.
[…]
It’s unclear if any of the non-citizens registered to vote attempted to cast a ballot,

This story almost sets a record for the number of finger quotes required when reading it aloud.

Maybe it’s just us, but it seems there’s a little skepticism about the word “glitch.”