There have been more problems with the voting system in Illinois? Color us totally shocked!

Ah, yes, but don’t get suspicious about anything, because this was just an accident:

From The Hill:

Illinois Secretary of State Jesse White sent a letter this week saying a “programming error” led to more than 500 non-U.S. citizens accidentally being registered as voters.

The glitch was fixed Tuesday, but state lawmakers and election authorities are just beginning to raise concerns over the integrity of some state elections.
It’s unclear if any of the non-citizens registered to vote attempted to cast a ballot,

This story almost sets a record for the number of finger quotes required when reading it aloud.

Maybe it’s just us, but it seems there’s a little skepticism about the word “glitch.”