Joe Biden has delivered another campaign speech, which can only mean one thing: He told some more whoppers.

Here’s what Biden told a crowd in Texas in an attempt to shore up his “I can bring both sides together” cred:

Really, Joe? That claim has been found to be as accurate as Joe’s former boss’s “if you like your plan you can keep it” promise:

Nice try, Joe, but no:

Final ruling:

The Malarkey Detector overheated on this one.

Maybe that’s what Joe means by reaching across the aisle!