As you’ve probably heard, Mitt Romney has confirmed that, yes, he has a burner account on Twitter under the name of “Pierre Delecto”:
— McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) October 21, 2019
And right on cue, the former Democrat presidential candidate and senator from the state where Romney once served as governor weighed in speaking French:
— John Kerry (@JohnKerry) October 21, 2019
For some reason we’re guessing this all might culminate in Kerry taking Romney to a James Taylor concert.
Hard to see how ordinary voters ever concluded these guys were elitists https://t.co/eAy9zKR8IE
— Erik Wasson (@elwasson) October 21, 2019
Twitter was a mistake. https://t.co/h8sEWdy2bV
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) October 21, 2019
Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, Bob Dole, Mike Dukakis and Fritz Mondale need to get in on this exclusive back-patting club. https://t.co/IpSsZUPi8f
— David Martosko (@dmartosko) October 22, 2019
Haha, the Failed Presidential Candidates Club goes bi-partisan.
— JLM (@JLM73TX) October 21, 2019
All we need is Mitt windsurfing and the meme is complete.
— hilde45 (@hilde45) October 21, 2019
As if it weren't embarrassing enough for Mitt: https://t.co/qYafKdvEtm
— Anthony Amore (@anthonymamore) October 22, 2019
When you’ve won John Kerry you’ve lost everyone else.
— Terry Kinder (@tkinder) October 22, 2019
— Matt Neil 🇺🇸🌎 (@Mrneilhistory) October 22, 2019
Is this what all country clubs are like https://t.co/dWxkpzcbV2
— Collin Reischman (@CMReischman) October 21, 2019
With that, any questions about why Kerry had trouble relating to “flyover country” in 2004 have been answered.