As we told you yesterday, the Berkeley city council proved that their “priorities” are firmly in progressive place after voting to rename manhole covers and anything else that has the word “man” in it. The next order of business was to begin implementation of the city’s natural gas emissions ban, and of course that means they’ll need to hire and pay somebody to police the new law. Being an emissions cop sounds like a pretty sweet gig:

Will the “czar” drive around enforcing the emissions ban, or will it be entirely done by bicycle?

They do have their “priorities.” But here’s another way to look at it:

Fact check: TRUE.