With Democrats planning emergency meetings over what to do now that the Mueller report is in the hands of the Attorney General and formulating plans to possibly subpoena Mueller himself in the wake of news of no more indictments, The Hill took this approach:

Well, there it is:

We have a winner!

A headline like “Democrat narrative on verge of complete collapse” would have probably been to accurate to publish.

We’ve seen a whole lot of “absurd” these last couple years.