While everybody awaits the release of the Mueller report (whenever that is), Democrat Rep. Eric Swalwell has done his part for the Resistance by trying to let the special counsel know all they’d need to see evidence of obstruction:

Nice try, but we’re pretty sure…

Nope, that’s not how it works (but don’t threaten to nuke us for saying so).

When you’ve got nothing, you’ll say anything.

Not all heroes wear capes.