According to former Attorney General Eric Holder, the kind of thing you’re about to read about doesn’t even exist:

Well look at that!

From the L.A. Times:

Using cash and cigarettes as lures, the defendants approached homeless people on skid row and asked them to forge signatures on state ballot measure petitions and voter registration forms, the district attorney’s office said. The defendants — some of whom were scheduled to be arraigned Tuesday — face several criminal charges, including circulating a petition with fake names, voter fraud and registering a fictitious person.

The charges, which were filed three weeks ago but made public Tuesday, followed a Los Angeles Police Department crackdown on suspected election fraud on skid row earlier in the year.

“They paid individuals to sign the names,” Officer Deon Joseph, the senior lead officer on skid row, told The Times in September. “That’s an assault on our democracy.”

Wait, that can’t be possible!

Eric Holder said that never happens, so somebody must be mistaken. *Eye roll*

The article quoting state officials actually doesn’t specify what party or special interest group(s) the attempted fraud would have assisted, so it’s anybody’s guess.

Go figure!