Former FBI Director James Comey took his book promotion tour to the Stephen Colbert show last night, and he attempted to mock President Trump’s tweets about him:
"I'm like the breakup he can't get over. He [Trump] wakes up in the morning … I'm out there living my best life, he wakes up in the morning and tweets at me." – James Comey to Colbert without even a hint of self-awareness considering. He. Just. Wrote. A. Book. About. Trump.
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) April 18, 2018
James Comey tells Stephen Colbert he's like a breakup Donald Trump can't get over ? pic.twitter.com/DsfYSNImEx
— Global TV (@GlobalTV) April 18, 2018
MISSING: Former FBI director’s self-awareness! Also, is that a quote from a former FBI director or a famous pop star?
These are indistinguishable from Taylor Swift lyrics https://t.co/MkEkXr3Ggs
— andrew kaczynski? (@KFILE) April 18, 2018
There’s only one possible response to Comey’s jab at Trump:
Hahahahaaha
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 18, 2018
And there it is!
The real-life version of the Onion's Comey parody from yesterday? https://t.co/Fo6cBKwKtY https://t.co/F9KMFU7dJg
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) April 18, 2018
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) April 18, 2018
Nail on the head. @MMFlint called this. https://t.co/icOCD0Ztg8 What we’ve seen since Election Day is the very people doing the very things that prompted voters to vote FU. @Comey seems oblivious.
— DC Dude (@DCDude1776) April 18, 2018
James Comey is officially the psycho hose beast from Wayne’s World. https://t.co/HPnEAUqHyz
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) April 18, 2018
Comey is like a slightly more grown up version of all of the teen activists we’ve seen lately. Displays a cringe-inducing self righteousness/lack of self awareness and is figuring himself out on social media in front of the country.
Except he doesn’t have the excuse of being 16. https://t.co/y0GdLMGkIo
— James Hasson (@JamesHasson20) April 18, 2018
Comey: "He broke me." https://t.co/j2brnSEtm5
— Lisa Mei Crowley (@LisaMei62) April 18, 2018
LOL.
