In “having solved all other problems” news out of California, we find this:

Priorities!

Is this real life?

Gatorade has agreed not to make disparaging comments about water as part of a $300,000 settlement reached Thursday with California over allegations it misleadingly portrayed water’s benefits in a cellphone game where users refuel Olympic runner Usain Bolt.

The game, downloaded 30,000 times in California and 2.3 million times worldwide, is no longer available.

“Gatorade agreed to the settlement but has not admitted wrongdoing,” according to the Sacramento Bee.

Cue “Waterboy” flashbacks…