LOL: Charles C.W. Cooke spots shot & chaser for the ages in 'don't have kids' article

At The Independent’s “Indy 100” site contains this article under the guise of a “science” lesson:

The worst decision you can ever make is to have a child, according to science https://t.co/3v5D6J1MDN pic.twitter.com/qVa2lMFcNd

— The Independent (@Independent) September 22, 2017

NRO’s Charles C.W. Cooke spotted a detail at the link that’s quite hilarious:

This may be the greatest Related Link of all time. https://t.co/AWwkeq56hm pic.twitter.com/vowExjClf9

— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 22, 2017

Ha! The main story informs readers why “by not having a kid you could be saving the planet” because “science,” and a related item says this:

GREAT “related story” placement!

Cognitive dissonance writ small.

— David Biden, Global Businessman (@DavidJMadeira) September 22, 2017

@moltissimocang This is some "what happened to Monday?" level stuff

— Siva (@sivstroyer95) September 22, 2017

Jfc how is this real!

— Arthur “Normalized” Kirkland Esq. (@KirklandEsq) September 22, 2017

You can’t make this stuff up.