Donald Trump announced only yesterday that the U.S. would no longer be a part of the Paris Climate Accord that former President Obama entered just last September via executive agreement. However, CNN seems to already know the fate of the world:

Trump has chosen the form of the destructor, according to the super-science-y CNN:

Shorter CNN:

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