Amy Westervelt, whoโ€™s written for the Wall Street Journal and the Guardian, is โ€œan award-winning writer and editorโ€ and has also pondered the soullessness of Marco Rubio’s eyes. Additionally, she lives in fear if exposed to an American flag on display anywhere. Here’s how the conversation unfolded:

And the biggest triggering of all:

Wow. Yeah, that might be “terrible,” but perhaps for a different reason: