Amy Westervelt, who’s written for the Wall Street Journal and the Guardian, is “an award-winning writer and editor” and has also pondered the soullessness of Marco Rubio’s eyes. Additionally, she lives in fear if exposed to an American flag on display anywhere. Here’s how the conversation unfolded:

And the biggest triggering of all:

Wow. Yeah, that might be “terrible,” but perhaps for a different reason: