A high school in North Carolina has recalled a yearbook because a student offered a quote from somebody that administrators were afraid could offend the delicate sensibilities of anybody who read it. Who was the quote from? Charles Manson? Adolph Hitler? Nope:

The horror:

“Only a handful of annuals were distributed before the mistake was discovered by the principal,” Thublin said in a statement. “Those were taken back up the same morning and the rest were not distributed.”

Crisis averted!