PANIC! What happens when Trump pushes this button? Esquire attempts to trigger The Resistance

LOL: Is THIS who the media hopes will help 'fight back against the accusations of fake news'?

Posted at 11:17 am on April 26, 2017 by Doug P.

President Trump has access to more than one “button,” and Esquire tried so very hard to give The Resistance something else to get worked up about:

Trump has a button that he presses so a butler delivers him a Coke. Yes, seriously: https://t.co/MFgfRLTdGt pic.twitter.com/yyEo188kNv

— Esquire (@esquire) April 25, 2017

The AP story quoted by Esquire mentions there’s “a red button placed on the Resolute Desk that presidents have used for decades,” but suddenly it’s a big deal?

You know you have Trump Derangement Syndrome when you think the president shouldn't be able to get a Coke by pressing a button.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) April 26, 2017

@esquire 2016: "OMG! I can't believe this guy is gonna have a button to launch nukes"

2017: "OMG! I can't believe this guy has a button to get cola"

— Heimish Conservative (@HeimishCon) April 26, 2017

Everybody panic!

Used by several Presidents for various reasons but viva le Resistance or something https://t.co/g3lTwcP4ne

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 26, 2017

Well, isn;t a butler paid to buttle? https://t.co/Y9rFIGMvUB

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) April 26, 2017

Barry had the same button, so did George, so did Bill. Bill used his for a cigar, I bet. https://t.co/uM0gMzk1Kc

— That Guy (@sippindoc) April 26, 2017

As did the Presidents before him, but OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/OzjgAbdzjm

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) April 26, 2017

Been a thing for like 100 years. Apparently @esquire never saw "The Butler." https://t.co/us5Apfl3Ko

— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) April 26, 2017

You mean the button every President has had for the past few decades to signal to staff to get him something? But, since it's Trump…. https://t.co/vCugmnldzA

— Matt McDaniel (@GovMatt) April 26, 2017

I love how things every president has had before Trump are now problematic…. https://t.co/7GyTyn7jYI

— EducatédHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) April 26, 2017

Maybe it only boils down to this:

They don't care about the button. They care that their team doesn't get to press it. https://t.co/Ps4PkNYgHD

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) April 26, 2017

Ding! Ding!