The New York Times begins another year with an examination of the perplexing and unjustifiable goings-on in flyover country:

In other words, the article is at least partly an attempt to point out that many people who own trucks in Texas don’t “need” them.

And they just can’t figure it out.

Generous citizens tipped off the Times with ideas for sequels to the above story:

Next maybe the NYT should ask if certain wealthy man-made global warming alarmists really “need” their private jets and multiple mansions.