Here’s some news that could have an impact on the election!

Uh oh!

Ha! In actuality, a federal contractor “has been arrested on charges that he illegally removed highly classified information and stored the material in his house and car.” Wait, storing classified information in your house is illegal? Somebody alert the FBI director!

In light of the glaring double-standards, the snark flew on Twitter:

But maybe it was somebody else?

The person arrested should just say he didn’t intend to break the law (something that doesn’t work for the “regular” people).