If she’s elected president, Hillary Clinton’s really looking forward to a lot more cronyism — er, we mean, “making investments on behalf of taxpayers”:
Starting on day one, we will work with both parties to pass the biggest investment in new, good-paying jobs since World War II.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) August 11, 2016
Well, if it’s a taxpayer “investment,” shouldn’t something else happen before anything else?
.@HillaryClinton how about sending us a dividend check for that last trillion dollar "investment" first
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 11, 2016
Maybe the dividends are going elsewhere:
@iowahawkblog @Sanjay25_ @HillaryClinton . Helllooo!!! Iran got that check, O cashed it for them. In Switzerland.
— RoxAndRoll (@roxyloveslucy) August 11, 2016
To paraphrase Hillary’s husband, it depends on what your definition of “investment” is:
Don't think of it as being mugged, think of it as investment advice from a financial planning consultant with a gun
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 11, 2016
Boom.