An employee of the FBI has been arrested on charges of suspected espionage:

Wow.

You don’t even have to go too deep into snark mode to wonder…

Heh.

The person arrested is reportedly an electronics technician with the bureau’s New York City office:

An electronics technician working in the FBI’s New York City office since 1997 has been charged with making false statements to the FBI regarding contacts with Chinese foreign nationals, prosecutors say.

We’re guessing the “I didn’t intend to break the law” defense wouldn’t work in this case.