President Obama will return from his trip overseas earlier than scheduled in order to — brace yourselves — “bring people together”:

Because Obama’s been such a wonderful uniter these past few years!

Is Obama really planning to “bring people together”? Confidence is low:

Yesterday we got a preview of what Obama’s going to at least partly focus on, and that’s slamming Republicans and the NRA for opposing gun control measures. So it depends on what your definition of “bringing people together” is.