Sometimes I wonder if the Hillary campaign is going to blow this. https://t.co/XT97vm7bgL
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) May 13, 2016
Before we get started: Assume crash positions!
Ready? OK, here we go:
Donald Ducks on Releasing His Taxes: What a Quack. https://t.co/qRmKjJlWJC
— Correct The Record (@CorrectRecord) May 13, 2016
Take the rest of the day off, @CorrectTheRecord.
On second thought, take the rest of the year off:
A MILLION dollars just poured into this Twitter account, folks. To write these headlines. https://t.co/zk8RXEomjl
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) May 13, 2016
@CorrectRecord a group of ex Clinton staffers furiously congratulates themselves over this epic own that cost thousands of dollars to draft
— lawcifer (@ManchurianWok) May 13, 2016
@CorrectRecord
Yes, much, MUCH worse than being under criminal investigation by the FBI.— BayAreaFrau (@bayareahausfrau) May 13, 2016
@CorrectRecord this may be of help to you in the immediate future: pic.twitter.com/Tx5oDsUse5
— Sweet potato yams (@Threeve_Texas) May 13, 2016
Whoever the hell is advising the Clinton campaign on these things is 100% absolutely on Trump's payroll. https://t.co/izDYLiJgtt
— Hunter Felt (@HunterFelt) May 13, 2016
@CorrectRecord you're the most oblivious political arm in American history & your cringe-worthy incompetence blows. pic.twitter.com/gN6YwzCssK
— AJ Basso (@_AJBasso) May 13, 2016
@CorrectRecord Lol. All that Wall Street money and you hire idiots to write this crap.
— Garytown (@Garytown) May 13, 2016
let's just hold Trump's inauguration tomorrow, get it over with https://t.co/efJSQ3LKhz
— Jim Newell (@jim_newell) May 13, 2016
@CorrectRecord Hi social media intern, kindly suggest your boss to fire the copywriter/Star Search runner-up who wrote this joke.
— brendon (@bnbouzard) May 13, 2016
I hate all of these people. All of them. https://t.co/EjdHQxKrYr
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) May 13, 2016
When future professors teach about Donald Trump's electoral landslide, their first lecture will focus on this tweet: https://t.co/pm1RKpBEhp
— Scott Bixby (@scottbix) May 13, 2016
@CorrectRecord you guys are going to blow this so bad
— Eugene (@YouGeneOneill) May 13, 2016
Obligatory:
When will Goldman Sachs transcripts be released? https://t.co/Rvz7uqhLfc
— Jim Spivey (@jamesspivey) May 13, 2016
Don’t ask Team Hillary or they might repeat the question mockingly in a Donald Duck voice.