https://twitter.com/weirdralph/status/716241586238136321
This is a heck of a promise:
Wisconsin has suffered a great loss of jobs and trade, but if I win, all of the bad things happening in the U.S. will be rapidly reversed!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 2, 2016
Hefty guarantee!
https://twitter.com/MerrickBadger/status/716239981870755840
Your move, Clinton, Sanders, Cruz and Kasich!
All of them, every last one — rapidly.https://t.co/X41UwhaeVQ
— John Schindler (@20committee) April 2, 2016
"I am the only one who can fix this" https://t.co/GXFmszfRRn
"I alone can solve" https://t.co/1k4HOF6YSe Now this: https://t.co/XDAGusXn95— CLA (@ConservativeLA) April 2, 2016
"rapidly reversed"? I'm sure the 535 members of Congress got a good laugh at that ridiculous statement. #NeverTrump https://t.co/vwELEkHaXn
— Jason Wade Taylor (@JWadeTaylor) April 2, 2016
This must be why Scott Walker has an 80% approval rating in WI. #NeverTrump https://t.co/Q2uiayWKcy
— Janice ???? (@jannyfayray) April 2, 2016
"If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true." #beyondparody https://t.co/YH9br9HLHwhttps://t.co/1SynrHY16X
— Stephen Hayes (@stephenfhayes) April 2, 2016
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"this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal…" Sounds familiar… https://t.co/dEnYh8bvYf
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) April 2, 2016
“I don’t want to just stop bad things from happening, I want to start good things from happening."–@HillaryClinton https://t.co/Hj9s0pWCm6
— James Taranto (@jamestaranto) April 2, 2016
Vote for me and you'll instantly be beautiful, drop 10lbs and win a new car. And you'll never have to eat broccoli. https://t.co/hY83ycMvCS
— Prudence Paine (@PruPaine) April 2, 2016
If only.
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