Last night’s Democrat debate volume was cranked up to eleven, which means the gaffes were easy to hear. This one from Hillary Clinton is a real head scratcher:

Got that?

Get this on a t-shirt pronto!

Just like Huma said!

  • Fed Up

    How can anyone vote for this horrible, incompetent liar?

    • Orpheus75

      Because….

      • ceemack

        “If God did not want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.”

    • journogal

      When has that ever matter to Democrats?

      • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

        When there’s a choice of Dems, like during their primaries?

        • Petrucio14

          One who is proud to be a socialist and the other pretending she isn’t.

          • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

            Yep. Heck of a choice, which goes to Fed Up’s initial question.

            /* walks away realizing my figurative assertion of holding my nose to vote for the last half century fades in the olfactory sense when compared to the smell that dems must snort/suffer when they vote for their party’s Best & Brightest…

    • Lizzyp

      Because they flat out refuse to not vote for a democrat. They would vote for Satan if it meant keeping a Republican out of the White House. I’ve heard a few say exactly that.

      • Petrucio14

        It looks like it will come to that.

    • mrs_oerebts

      She is actually a very competent liar. At least according to her party.

  • Pookiedr

    Um, Mrs. Clinton, your freudian slip is showing.

  • Cärlös Dängër ✓certifiable

    “time for concussion protocol” – THAT’s funny right there.

  • Knight64

    Earlier today I saw a tweet from Piers Morgan wherein he expressed concern about boobs in public. Someone should show him this and ask if he also has concerns about boobs in public office.

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

      Ka-ching!

    • IronButterfly

      She starting to sound a lot like Shelia Jackson-Lee.

      • Girl who talks with her eyes

        That’s her strategy for getting the racist black vote.

    • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

      Piers is offended by cleavage? Hmmm… That he might prefer plumber’s cleavage can’t surprise many.

      /* In best Bob Hope voice, starts singing Thanks for the Mammaries…

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez

    Libiots hate Ted Cruz because his WIFE worked for them.

    They have no problem with Clinton taking their cash just to speak.

  • The Dragon

    Well we know that already. Liberals only want bad things to happen. That way they can seize on the crisis to gain more power and wealth and forcefully push the party’s agenda while playing the victim.

    • Petrucio14

      Never let a crisis go to waste. If there is no crisis, make one.

  • Barry A. Brewer

    But it’s the Republicans who are stupid – yeah

    • Carolyn#OYSD

      Must have been a speak-o.

  • Luv2GoFly

    But she is Just SO smart!

  • I_KICK_HIPPIES

    Gam-Gam need to go to the home.

  • douglasmarks

    Somewhere Yogi Berra is shaking his head and mumbling Wtf?

    • texriot

      Thanks for this. Belly laugh!!

    • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

      Hill rarely knows where she’s going which is why she often ends up some place else.

      /* apologies to Yogi for applying his wisdom to Hills…

  • Orpheus75

    But she’s forgiven. Now on the other hand, had this been anyone on the Right….

    • MoxieLouise1

      Forgiven?? Heck, it made sense to them.

      • texriot

        Dang, ya’ll are funny. Glad I wasn’t drinking.

      • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

        VLW Conspirators are easily entertained.

    • Anion

      “Subliminable.”

  • Kevin Giltrud

    No can Brain now!

  • Deplorable Member Berry

    More like “often liquored up”

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

      Please! The PC term is “special nerve tonic.”

    • NannoH

      A lifetime of heavy boozing….ala Hillary Clinton…can burn out one’s brain.

  • HiltonHead_Dude

    Just remember, Hillary Clinton according to many on the left, is the most qualified person to ever run for office.

    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

      Yes.

  • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

    America never knew what bad things were until Hillary.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Well, we did, we just didn’t think they were other Americans.

    • MommaSweenDog

      We need to start the bad things of HRC from happening!

  • The Rogue (h)unt Elf

    Can’t wait to see how her campaign spins this to death … Its alright she can count on the heavy minds from the Feminists that are attacking Bernie Sanders fans as “sexist” to get her more votes ….

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    That makes perfect sense, coming from a Democrat.

    • Petrucio14

      Only to another Democrat.

  • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

    The level of sophistication she demonstrates is equal to the level of specification she articulates about her programs. Stop bad – start good. Like a 2 year old.

  • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

    When all someone has is rhetoric and no real answers to today’s problems, this is what you end up with.

  • NannoH

    And thousands of Democrat Useful idiots nodded their bobble heads and clapped at that nonsensical line.

    • Newportcarl

      Winnnnnnning !!

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    If you want to win, you must not lose.

  • MoxieLouise1

    “PRZLIHQQLBTCL!!” Please clap.

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      You misspelled PRZLIHQQLBTCL

    • Askwatch

      You left out a gender.

      • MoxieLouise1

        Living in the Midwest has left me de-sensitized.

    • eztalk ♀ENTP – The Visionary

      Now, I feel really dumb. I have no idea……
      I think I get the first 4……

      • MoxieLouise1

        Don’t feel dumb…I just pulled it out of the void of my brain, it means nothing ;). If you figure it out, let me know!

  • kennyraisin

    That’s about as confusing as Father’s Day in the White House.

    • Petrucio14

      Or the recent prayer breakfast.

  • Dwayne Mountain Dew Camacho

    “We will stop good things from happening!”

    – Democratic party motto since 1860

    • MoxieLouise1

      And they say she’s not honest…

    • mrs_oerebts

      “We don’t bring good things to life.”

      • Newportcarl

        Geeeee. I like it

  • Russ

    I live tweeted that line last night. So did a whole bunch of other befuddled people, including Exjon, who misquoted the last part. He thought she said “stop good things from happening,” which is even funnier than what she really said, because it’s probably closer to the truth.

  • Dan Abbett

    How do you start something from happening? Is that like making something out of nothing? But then, that’s all you can make out of anything coming from Hillary Clinton, nothing.

    • MoxieLouise1

      “Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’…
      Ya gotta have somethin’
      If you wanna be with me…”
      http://youtu.be/G_DV54ddNHE

      • algonquinmatt

        Billy Preston was a great keyboard player.

        • MoxieLouise1

          He was. This song always made me happy…guess that means I’m not much of a
          Feminist 🙂

      • mrs_oerebts

        Love it. Also always make me think of Eddie Murphy: Raw.

  • ricoliv

    Was there sustained applause after she said this? Given the intelligence level of her supporters, it would not surprise me to learn that there was cheering and stamping of feet as well. They probably decided they would wait until later to figure out what she meant; in the meantime, “Go, Hillary!!”

    • Dan Cochran

      At least half of her supporters were probably high on weed at the time.

    • Girl who talks with her eyes

      There wasn’t a dry seat in the house.

  • algonquinmatt

    “the police aren’t here to create disorder, the police are here to preserve disorder!”

    -Mayor Richard J Daley, 1968

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    Was that the creme de resistance of quotes?

    • MoxieLouise1

      More like the grand faux pas.

      • nc ✓s & balances

        Or grand mal pas.

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      Pièce d’ créme

  • Russ

    Bill Clinton, probably: *facepalm* ” We rehearsed that line for hours, Hill, then you get up there and blow it.”

    • freeinaz

      Blame it on Huma

    • eztalk ♀ENTP – The Visionary

      Try hearing that as an old geezer talking….that’s what he sounds like.

  • Please, god help us!

    “I don’t wanna just stop bad things from happening. I wanna start good things from happening.”

    “You know … like our current President and low gas prices.”

  • freeinaz

    “With a cloth or something”

  • journogal

    This is what happens when the elderly are kept up past their bedtimes.

  • texriot

    I did not watch debate so, what was the great followup question to her answer?

    • Suzyqpie

      I did not tune in either. I’ll speculate the follow up was something vacuous like, What’s your favorite color……

      • Arttie the Deplorable

        A real poser, what’s your favorite kankle cover-up?

    • nc ✓s & balances

      That’s a good one! ?

  • Dan Cochran

    Were she a Republican, Hitlary’s gaffe would get broadcast from coast to coast like Dan Quayle’s misspelling of “potatoe”.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Or Palin’s “I can see Russia…” which was said by Tina Fey.

  • globalcrap

    Benghazi Clinton should have her criminal brain testes before they let her run for anything.

    • Oysteria (I won)

      tested you mean …. right?

      lol, I’m trying to picture criminal brain testes.

      • Girl who talks with her eyes

        Might as well check her for testes while scanning for a brain. Maybe we can debunk that whole “vote for me cuz I’m female” scam.

    • Russ

      I’m afraid it’s already been proven that her testes are bigger than Bernie’s.

      • eztalk ♀ENTP – The Visionary

        Heh!

  • Girl who talks with her eyes

    The party of the cool, young & hip has boiled it down to 2 senile geezers. One with mad scientist hair, a 40 year old suit, and who goes around doing a fine imitation of Grandpa Simpson. The other prefers Nehru jackets and MuuMuus and seniles around while trying SO hard to appear young & perky that she’s going to sprain her face.
    http://blurbrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Bernie-Sanders.jpg http://hillarydaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Hillary-Clinton.jpg

  • iVillageIdiot

    “Don’t do stupid shit” evolves into “Don’t start any shit.” Big improvement, Hill. /s

  • http://wandererswaysite.wordpress.com Wanderer

    “I’m a pro from good start things! Uhhh…wait…no no I got it, gimme a sec…where is this again?”

  • © Sponge

    When Scotch speaks for itself……

  • eztalk ♀ENTP – The Visionary

    Well, the only thing I can think of is that this is what she sounds like when she’s let loose unattended from her cage……

  • nc ✓s & balances

    And just think, somewhere on Wall Street, some bigwigs are scratching their heads, thinking “We paid $675,000 for THIS?”

  • HuandaRulz

    To watch a Democrat debate with two old farts trying to decide who can give more free stuff with other people’s money, is just a monumental loss of time.

  • Lizzyp

    Is anyone else on tenterhooks in anticipation of a possible document dump this afternoon?

  • Newportcarl

    Chuck Todd: ‘will you release the transcript of the speech you made to Goldman Sachs?

    Hillary: the real issue, Todd, is the fact that blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahBlahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah and that’s while I’ll keep fighting for YOU.