President Obama, as promised earlier by the White House, visited a Baltimore mosque today.

Here’s a sampling of what Obama said in his speech, via CBS News’ Mark Knoller:

Among the things Obama would like to see happen:

Maybe the president should have a chat with his Hollywood pals about that.

If only.

  • ee1774

    Good-God……….he sucks…………

    • Buddy

      I suspect as his time runs down he will become more insane trying to sell this drivel to the masses. Not long now, not long now, and he’s gone.

    • poppopdiesel

      he use to ,’don’t know if he still does. he use to give a blow to get some blow

  • I_KICK_HIPPIES

    I learned everything i needed to know about islam on September 11th 2001.

  • topbond101

    “An attack on one faith is an attack on all our faiths”
    This from Mister harass the Little Sisters of the Poor.

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      “THE CRUSADES! Waddya mean Muslims were the aggressors??? You must represent the bitter clingers of the Bible-thumping National Sword Association. Grovel, lowly vermin!”

    • Jesse-Messy Hammer

      …Yep, “this also” from the Prez whose response to every ISIS-&-other-Jihadi-attack is to say “Americans better not hate peaceful Muslims for this”. (Even I want him to PUT a SOCK in it, and I have Facebook-friends who are Mideast Muslims yearning to be free of Sharia….But then again it’s clear from O’s conflation that he thinks Jihadists ARE the only real “peaceful” Muz.) Like I keep saying: his idea of “degrading & destroying” must be by way of making ’em laugh ’emselves to death, since they’re tech-savvy & thus see this $#1t on Twitter AND now they get a load of O saying we can defeat ISIS by portraying them “nicely on TV”).

  • are u freakin kidding me

    To all of the above Knoller re: Religion Tweets:

    *except the Christians-gays

  • david4041

    Any mention about how women are treated in the Muslim community?

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      The ones who survived stoning or the ones who got to keep their heads?

      • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Naw, the ones who are happy to no longer have a clitoris…

        • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

          Those probably no longer have tongues either so unless you are thinking silent movies…

          • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            Oh, they’ll be silent movies anyway! Women, talking? Yeah, right…

          • bxarmybrat

            Based on the muslims in NYC I can see a sitcom about the daily goings on at an inner city bodega that sells turkey bacon.

        • JunkMonkey

          Or nose…

    • Bill Matthes

      That’s “not who he is”, he doesn’t want any mention of the murders committed by Muslims every day in the name of their “religion”. Also the slavery and rape of women and children, women being stoned to death, beheadings, ect. You’ll NEVER hear him mention them.

      • david4041

        Not just the extreme things like stonings, rape, etc. How about the everyday discrimination, oppression, and segregation of women? For example, having to wear hajid and burkas?

        Why were liberals so upset about apartheid in South Africa, including boycotts and talks of disinvestment, but give Muslim countries and communities a pass when they discriminate against women?

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    Oh, so now we have “Muslim Americans?” How about “Christian Americans” then? Or “Buddhist Americans?” How much more of this $h1t sandwich are we supposed to eat?

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Til they tell us we’ve had enough, right?

    • Orpheus75

      Open wide. With the Progressive Left, they’re never done and there’s never enough.

    • IBXNJ

      TLC had a reality show about Muslims a couple of years ago and it was a huge flop! !

  • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Okay, here are some titles:

    Three’s Jihadi
    The Bel-Arabs (okay, I stole that from SNL)
    Three Mullas and a Goat
    The Alphabet-that-doesn’t-have-an-analogue-for-P Files

    • ee1774

      How about: ‘Last Tower Standing’………….

      • nc ✓s & balances

        STILL too soon…

      • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

        Big Boom Theory?

        • https://sites.google.com/site/joedecaro/home Joe DeCaro

          Co-starring a female character in a burka with full face veil who talks like Cousin It (form TVs “The Addams Family”).

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      To Halal and Back
      With Six You Get Hummus
      I Dream of Dhimmi

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      This Old Mosque
      The Sharia Lewis Show (oldie, but with a sheep)
      Joanie Loves Clockmed (Chachi, for you whippersnappers)
      Mozzie and Harriet
      My Mother the Car Bomb

      • nc ✓s & balances

        You keeel me with laughter!

      • https://twitter.com/d_sterns DavidS

        Laverne and Sharia?

    • Mark1971

      A sitcom about prisoners at GITMO called Hussein’s Heroes

      • Askwatch

        “I see nothing!”

      • Hawkdriver1961

        Muuhhhaaammiiid!!!

    • Guy Dudebreaux

      Two and a Half Mullahs
      My Mother the Camel
      Sharia & Order: SVU

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      Downton Mosque
      Breaking Baghdad
      Walking Brain Dead
      The Honeymooners, San Bernardino
      Mosque Crashers

      • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Mosque Crashers, Plane Crashers, Carbomb Crashers…

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

        Death and More Death Valley Days
        Bombsmoke
        The Wild Wild Middle East
        Dragnet the Infidels
        Murder, He/She Committed
        The Fugitive Widows and Orphans

    • https://disqus.com/home/channel/ncaafchattertalkaboutcollegefootball/ David ✓’ed out

      How I Beat Your Mother
      My Big Fatwah Syrian Wedding
      Game of Stones
      It’s Always Sunny in Meccadelphia
      Agents of J.I.H.A.D.
      Better Maul Saul
      Mad Men (eh, name works without editing…)
      Last Imam Standing
      Ahmed the Infidel Slayer

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        Sister Wives
        NCIS: Raqqa
        The IED Wire
        Islamic Horror Story
        America’s Next Top Bomber
        2 Broke Camels

      • Buddy

        Keeping up With the bin Laden’s

        Berks’s of Beverly Hills

        Orange County Sex Slaves

      • manickernel
        • DixieAngel_76

          Seriously, that picture breaks my heart.

    • Hawkdriver1961

      The Love Bomb

  • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

    Quite a bit off topic, but am I the only one who cringed seeing the little girl wearing the American flag as a hijab?

    • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      That was risky, somebody might forget themselves and set it on fire…

      • ToyZebra

        It’s okay. She’s just a girl.

        • Knight64

          Yes, but it represents a parent or parents who told her it was OK to do. Kid may not know any better but the adults should.

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      You spelled “threw up” wrong.

    • texastommy

      Clearly against the Flag Code, but Obama liked it. In fact, he has US Flag underwear that’s all skid-marked up. A new pair every day.

      • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Oh, geez, don’t say that! Now they’ll start selling them in vending machines to weird Japanese businessmen…

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    A show about Muslim housewives turned secret strippers.

    I’d watch.

    • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Here come the H-1B visas for bearded ladies, then…

      • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

        I saw a bearded lady on the subway the other day. She wasn’t in drag. But I think she was a Latina so I don’t know if it would be OK for a Latina to play a Muslim because of culture appropriation.

  • Mark1971

    If he really wanted to challenge people’s beliefs and prejudices he should’ve told a mosque full of Muslims that there should be gay or transgender Muslims on TV.

  • The Masked Avatar

    Don’t Klingons technically count as Muslim TV characters?

    • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      No. Klingons have honor.

    • unknown

      I thought Romulans would count.

    • Gregor Eisenstein

      No. Star Trek is set in the future.

    • ToyZebra

      No. Klingons have honor. And are better looking.

  • https://authorcentral.amazon.com/gp/profile J.R. Byrd

    He says this from a Mosque with possible terrorist ties…. and this is historically illiterate, and that’s being kind. The only way you can make the case of islam being part of our founding is the war with the barbary pirates…

  • nc ✓s & balances

    Rewriting history before our very eyes…

    • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

      Because “real” history happened, like, years ago, dude!

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        History began with the coronation of The One, y’know. Everything up until then doesn’t count.

        • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

          Or “up for reinterpretation.”

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

            And “revision” as necessary.

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      …As the Rainbow Arc of History squirts out of His Sacred A-hole!

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        (giggle snort)

    • grais

      but, but…TV characters !

    • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

      They’ve been doing it a lot longer than we’ve been looking.

  • san rafael blue

    President Taquiyah speaks the Lie to his true constituency.

  • ArmchairMike

    Did he tour the IED factory while he was there? Did he complain about the slave wages they pay the folks working at the IED facility?

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      Did he send OSHA to inspect the piss poor safety record they have?

  • freeinaz

    It’s almost like he’s been going to Mosques all his life!

  • G3

    Tell you what, Barry – resign the presidency, start a production company, hire some writers, hire some actors, produce a pilot and if the public likes it, you can get the show sold. It’s called work.

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      Ah, sweet fantasy…

  • nc ✓s & balances

    Has he said ONE WORD about the number of Jewish hate crimes which btw, far exceed Muslim hate crimes?

    • freeinaz

      In Obama’s world, Oscars so white and Jewish.
      The guy is a total embarrassment.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      No, but Kerry said Israelis defending themselves is what caused Palestinian attacks.

  • san rafael blue

    Obama appears at this mosque, even after the CIA has confirmed that THIS Mosque
    has Terrorist Ties. In his head, Obama says “Duh! That’s why I’m here at all, to offer my continued support and protection!”

  • The Real Zach Smith

    Lies and more lies. Classic Obama.

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    How about “Halal in the Family”, or “Who Wants to Rape and Kill an Infidel Fifth Grader Allah Akhbar Praise Be Upon Him”?

    • http://www.unpczone.com Chris Carter

      Halal in the Family

      The Arab guy from the Daily Show really did work on a pilot called that.

      • jwz

        The could make a variety show with music and dance and call it Halal-baloo.

        • Gregor Eisenstein

          The great Muslim festivals…Allahpalooza and, well…Burning Man.

  • http://www.unpczone.com Chris Carter

    I always laugh at how much over importance liberals put on entertainment. “If only we had a Muslim character on a comedy things would be different!” Nobody would care.

    • Tessa from Texas

      Not too surprising as both liberals and entertainers exist in make-believe worlds.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Remember when Team Obama tried to get Hollywood to push on Obamacare and have shows mention how awesome it was? Didn’t work out, did it?

  • CobraJet428

    “I Dream of Jihad”

  • Jim Collins

    Let me see, Obama is a character, a muslim and totally unrelated to national security. He could star in a sitcom.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez

    “Islam has always been part of America,” Obama said.

    Yes, Islam is the reason for our US Marines whose first battle was with “peaceful Muslims”.

    • Tessa from Texas

      Don’t remind him of that too much or he will pick up the phone and demand that the “shores of Tripoli” be removed from the Marines’ hymn.

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

        Why stop there? Reduce the Marine Corps (“corpse”) to holding doors, coffee and umbrellas for His Utterliness. ///sssssss!!!!

        • Tessa from Texas

          Didn’t he already do that by executive order?

          And don’t forget holding his selfie stick.

    • jwz

      Obama thinks the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth, Iraq.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez

    I cannot think of anything Islam has offered this country but terrorism.

  • Tessa from Texas

    “An attack on one faith is an attack on all our faiths,” says Pres
    Obama, adding that Americans must speak up when any group is targeted.

    OK, Mr. President, I have noticed several attacks on Christians. You may not have watched enough TV to be aware of these but now that you have made this statement, I am sure you will do all you can to support Christians’ freedoms, too. Oh, and please check out the attacks on the Jewish faith.
    Thank you–I am sure you will give immediate attention to these matters as soon as you get your shoes back on and return to the White House.

  • Shirley

    He sure hates America, Christians, Jews and Whites. Has to show he likes someone.

  • kennyraisin

    One Pray at a Time, The Nukes of Hazard, 3rd Caliphate From the Sun, Sharia Law and Order, Married..with Detonators, Everybody Loves Raoul, Hate American Style, The Seventy-three Virginians, KORAN in Cincinnati, Little Bomb Factory on the Prairie

    • LimpingHenry

      You left out Last Iman Standing.

      • kennyraisin

        Very good. Haven’t even started on HGTV possibilities.

        • Arttie the Deplorable

          NPR – Carbomb

          • kennyraisin

            This one might already be in syndication.

        • Tessa from Texas

          Something like “House Bombers International”?

          • kennyraisin

            Yep

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      IED Smoke

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      LA sharia Law

      • kennyraisin

        My best Mr. Burns: “Excellent!”

    • Askwatch

      “My Mullah the Car Bomb”
      “Chico and the Imam”

      • kennyraisin

        Daaang. Those are good!

        • Askwatch

          Thanks. I think they both have the potential for numerous scenarios of wacky screwball violence!

  • topbond101

    I just have to post this again…

    • Tessa from Texas

      Never let it be said of Obama that historical accuracy has been the basis of his rhetoric.

  • Andrew

    Nobody stops you from writing and submitting your own scripts.

  • topbond101

    Those poor Muslims… those darn Christians…/sarc

    • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

      Don’t let facts get in the way of a narrative. – Obama

    • toddm123

      If it weren’t for those meddling Christian’s they would’ve gotten away with it!

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    [email protected] decries “inexcusable political rhetoric that has no place in our country” directed at Muslim Americans.”

    Oh, God, more of that “Muslim Americans are persecuted” crap. Funny how no one can provide actual proof of this. The most we ever get is “I’m pretty sure someone is looking at me funny.” In actuality, the rhetoric is directed at Muslims in the Middle East–y’know, the people who chant “Death to America,” support terrorism, and toss gay people off rooftops.

    “”For more than a thousand years,” says Pres Obama in Mosque speech, “people have been drawn to Islam’s message of peace.””

    And yet, in certain countries, Islam is only the dominating religion because Muslims waged war and forcibly converted people under penality of death.

    “Islam has always been part of America,”

    No, it hasn’t.

    “Pres says “generations of Muslim Americans helped to build our nation,””

    As evidenced by Muslims not writing the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution, right?

    “and cites first Mosque ever built in US was in North Dakota.”

    Ah, so one Mosque built in North Dakota proves that Muslims helped build this country.

    “Pres says Muslim Americans are “some of the most resilient and patriotic Americans you’ll ever meet.””

    Muslim Americans can be quite patriotic, but you’ll excuse me if I don’t take lectures about patriotism from a guy who whines every time someone disagrees with him.

    “We have to respect the fact that we have freedom of religion,”

    Then stop trying to make nuns pay for birth control.

    “An attack on one faith is an attack on all our faiths,”

    Does that include Christians and Jews attacked by Muslim terrorists? Probably not.

    [email protected] says best way to fight terrorism is to show the US does not suppress Islam and refute lies to the contrary.”

    No, the best way to fight terrorism is to kill the terrorists. Yeesh, no wonder ISIS has raged out of control while this dumbass has been at the helm.

    “Pres says Muslim political leaders “have to push back on the lie” that the West represses Muslims.”

    How about suggesting that Muslim political leaders do something really constructive like actively condemn Muslim terrorism?

    “Pres also calls for “global pressure” to end the fights between Muslim sects that produces so much bloodshed.”

    A lot of that bloodshed was the result of Obama policies. Just saying.

    “”Our TV shows should have some Muslim characters that are unrelated to national security,” says @POTUS. “It’s not that hard to do.””

    Just for clarity: the president is more interested in TV than national security.

  • Gary McQuistion

    This asshole can’t get out of the White House fast enough….

  • DumbDrywaller

    So, the Barbary Pirates were just a fringe American group?
    Exactly when did Mooselimbs become relevant in the USA

  • DumbDrywaller

    Exactly what in the past 1000 years has the muslim community contributed to the advancement of human civilization

    • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

      Or peace?

    • tbmbuzz

      They contributed to the United States Marines hymn.

  • Bill Matthes

    When is his visit to a Christian church. He is a treasonous piece of trash. Muslims have done NOTHING AT ALL for the betterment of this country and he damn well knows it. He’s just so arrogant, he believes whatever he says, people will take seriously and then it can magically become so!

    • icallshenanigans

      No one will invite him…too afraid of the lightning bolts!

  • kennyraisin

    HGTV shows: Design a Bomb on a Dime, Renovation Realities (Real Title, no help needed), Designed to Blow to Hell, Incoming Property, Small Space Big Explosion, Cash and Carnage, New Beachfront Bargain Hunt, Modern Blasters, Worlds Flatest Homes, Bang for Your Buck (Another no title change required), Professional Grade Explosives,

    • Tessa from Texas

      These are great! Thanks for the laughs–they are sorely needed these days.

      • kennyraisin

        And you Tessa from Texas are most welcome.

  • DumbDrywaller

    11 months.

    • Suzyqpie

      315 days, 8 hrs, 49 mins, 20 sec……..

  • Fingolfin

    If I were in that mosque I would feel insulted by his pandering.

    • Michael the white suburbanite

      Thank God you were not

  • Suzyqpie

    Muslims contributed nothing to America, nothing.

    • icallshenanigans

      Gave us the worst president ever.

  • Fingolfin

    Another thing, I don’t really want to get wrapped up in labels, but I think all monotheistic religions call for worshipping God above all else including country. I don’t think it’s contraversial to say I am Jewish/Christian/Muslim first and American second. Obama actually insulted everyone in that mosque.

  • alanstorm

    I give not a crap about what Obama wants. It’s only fair; he has demonstrated no concern with my requirements, like environmental sanity, a functional military, relatively uncorrupted government etc.

  • tverle

    “Pres says “generations of Muslim Americans helped to build our nation,”
    and cites first Mosque ever built in US was in North Dakota.”

    Guess he thinks North Dakota was one of the original 20 colonies?

    • journogal

      Biden’ll tell you it’s where the ” intercontinental railroad” was built because people needed to get to Gulf coast port of Savannah, Ga., (Obama.)

    • unknown

      They spoke North Dakotan originally

    • ToyZebra

      They did help build up our navy and marines, but that was because our country had to fight muslim barbary pirates.

  • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

    I Dream of Jihad
    Muhammed Knows Best
    Guantanamo Bay Watch
    91101

  • Bklynnygirl

    “We have to respect the fact that we have freedom of religion,” says @POTUS.
    Tell that to the little sisters of the poor.

  • unknown

    I can see Disney/ABC making a TV show of Miss Marvel with the character playing the title hero (she’s Muslim).

  • dabhidh

    Why don’t you open up talks with the SyFy network, you moron.

  • tbmbuzz

    Next stop for Obama – Jeremiah Wright’s “Christian” church.

  • wharfrat

    Is this prick the President of the United States or the President of the Muslims?he wants to protect them and let Americans go to Hell,as far as most Americans are concerned they can all go back to their third world countries and blow each other up,we don’t need or want them here to try and change us to be like them,but Obama will have an Executive Order to jail any real American who disrespects these Monkeys.we’ll all be glad when he’s gone away.

  • rosetta_stoned

    Gawd, I’m sick of his effing lecturing.

  • Suzyqpie

    A Muslim TV show…..if it was a good idea Hollywood would already have made a Muslim tv show. Something like Archie Bunker, red neck Muslims, might be kinda fun….

    • journogal

      Yes, but would the father call the bf/SiL a “meathead” or just behead him?

    • Steve__Jacobson

      There was a Muslim TV show a few years ago. It flopped quicker than Mohammad (fill in the blank).

      • Michael the white suburbanite

        I was thinking that there was

    • jwz

      You know if Hollywood came up with a Muslim TV show, the family next door would have to be stupid, redneck Christian bigots. The plot of every show would have the brilliant Muslims showing that white Christians are responsible for everything bad and wrong in the world. OMG, my sides sare splitting just thinking about it.

  • toddm123

    The Emperor has spoken!!!!

    • toddm123

      Obama would fit in really well as a South American dictator.

    • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

      As if he thinks by saying Muslims have contributed to America over and over it will make it true.

      • toddm123

        That’s his whole mantra…if he says it, he’s done something.

  • Barry A. Brewer

    Been tried – show failed – free market voted – move along

    • Nos Nevets

      proof that we need the elites to overrule the market.

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    I Love Goat

  • journogal

    My Three Jihadists, Two and a Half Bombs, Desperate Jihadists, Mohammed’s Anatomy, Walking Jihads…

  • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

    A few individual Muslims may have made some contributions to society, but Islam has done nothing for America and the principles of Islam are opposite to ours.

  • Tom

    Our president makes me want to puke.

  • Steve__Jacobson

    What complete f*cking bullsh*t.

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    A variety comedy show, Jihadi Skeleton Show with guest interviews by Achmed.

  • American

    You think he’d ever say such things about freedom of religion in a church? No.

  • kazzer66

    Puhleese, Liberal Hollywood portrays most Muslim characters as poor misunderstood victims, who should be nominated for sainthood. Total fantasy.

  • setnaffa

    He should go into pictures AFTER he leaves office…

  • unknown

    Abed doesn’t count because he wasn’t shown practicing his faith.

    As for “an attack on one faith is an attack on all our faiths”, Jimmy Kimmel didn’t get the memo http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/kristine-marsh/2016/02/03/jimmy-kimmel-mocks-gop-evangelicals-jesus-skit

  • American

    Muslim’s contribution to America? ….Having the President of the United States load “KaBOOM!” backpacks….in remembrance of 9/11.

    https://kaboom.org/dayofservice

    Yeah, that happened.

  • Lee Lee

    Let’s Mecca Deal

  • Bklynnygirl

    Pics From Inside Baltimore Mosque Obama Visiting Shows Woman Segregated From Men, Crammed Into Small Room…. Yep. Their just like us.

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/254600-pics-from-inside-baltimore-mosque-obama-visiting-shows-woman-crammed-into-small-room/

  • dogwonder

    A nice sitcom about how they mutilate their baby girls in the name of culture and Islam, how about a six part series on how to honor kill those hoes that dishonor backward men. A nice sitcom about Islam’s history of using little boys as sex slavers, or reality based show on how to marry a six year old.

  • D H

    Muhammad and The Man
    Muhammad and Son
    Leave it to Muhammad
    My 3 Sunnis
    Love Islamic Style
    Shariah Law and Order
    2 Broke Muslims

  • BorderLine Guy
  • jwz

    30 Iraq
    Madrassa Men
    The Baghdad Bunch
    Allah McBeal

  • David

    My Three Nannies

  • Julescat

    there was a reality show about normal moderate muzz a few years ago

    nobody watched

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    What’s My Jihadi Line?

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    The Jihadi Zone

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    Leave It to Jihadi

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    Wide World of Jihadism

  • David

    Family Masters

  • http://wandererswaysite.wordpress.com Wanderer

    You don’t have more Muslim characters because Muslims are known to flip out whenever they get offended by how they’re portrayed. You don’t have to worry about a Christian or a Jew blowing up your studio because you made them look like a fool.

    As long as your faith calls for the destruction or subjugation of all infidels you do kind of have to make a choice between faith and patriotism. Granted, many American Muslims do come down on the side of patriotism just as many hope Allah will forgive them for having a beer, but it’s what the religion says.

    No, an attack on one faith isn’t an attack on all of them.

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    My Mother the Jihadi Carbomb

  • David

    Everybody Loves Mohammed

  • David

    Bruise Brothers

  • David

    Third Rock at the Nun

    • Buddy

      Berks’s of Beverly Hills, a guaranteed knee slapper. The producers can put anything under the hood and save money on over priced actors.

  • Nos Nevets

    We have shows that depict Muslims as the good guys:
    Network News.

  • Deborah Hallsted

    The ghost of Awar-al-Awalaki, silently clapped his approval, while women in the audience were thrilled that for once they got to sit near the front. SMH

  • David

    The Jihadist Hillbillies

  • Buddy

    Perhaps he can get his “astroturf” writers to come up with something that his friends and family in the MSM to run in prime time. A sitcom with all the girls in full berks’s just might be what the networks need to bring up their ratings.

    People like this: Ben Rhodes, Masters in Fiction From NYU: http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/03/the-ben-rhodes-story-how-a-hack-writer-crafted-the-benghazi-talking-points-of-a-lifetime/

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez

    ‘Islam Has Always Been Part of America’ Obama said today

    I cannot remember any US history that Muslims have been part of except we had to create the Marines to fight them.

    • Guy Dudebreaux

      Your comment is both funny and true.

      • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez

        And sad that our President is so stupid or full of chit.

  • Rick Owen

    It’s kinda like asking for German characters that aren’t Nazis. During World War II. Kinda sorta possible, but…. ehhh, not likely. So here’s what I’d like to say Obama, his proglodytes, Demorlocks, and related anti-America totalitarian goons like the Jihadists who are currently occupying that mosque he spoke at… never ever get tired of saying this nutzis:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWF8iRCan7I&list=RDlWF8iRCan7I&index=1

  • Anyone00

    ‘…but not Muslims that in anyway represent the cross section of Muslims: just people that have no difference in views on human sexuality, gender relationships, abortion, dog ownership, alcohol consumption, and just about anything else from the leftist writers; but it’s cool if there are brown people that don’t eat pork and dress a bit different that call themselves Muslims in plot lines to bash white, conservative evangelical Christians.’

  • David

    Mohammed and Mindy

  • Linda

    Did he also whine about the fact that not enough Muslims were nominated for an Oscar?

  • surfdog

    You Navajo , Choctaw , Seminole , Cherokee and the rest are an after thought because Muslims have been here since the beginning .

  • David

    Two Guys and a Girl and a Goat

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez

      The girl gets beheaded and the 2 muslims and the goat live happily ever after.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez

    Muslims do indeed have a place in US history.

    Many Muslims stole humans from other tribes and sold them to the slave traders to bring to the America’s.

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    A Scout that wears the symbol of her enslavement.
    SMDH

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  • 2tor

    Wait a minute. They didn’t (help) build that, if we didn’t build it in the first place.

  • Rogue Cheddar

    Oh cool, they’re gonna remake ‘My Mother, The Karbooom’ with Akmed Van Dyke!

  • Rogue Cheddar

    Twitchy filter being very vexing today.

  • Dan Abbett

    Wow, all “Red, White and Blue” in that Mosque. All those kids with their American flags and stuff. Yep, that’s what goes on in Mosques in this country, all those Muslims praising America and everything. Must have been a whole lot of Allah bless America chants too. Forget your stereotypical assumptions that they harbor jihadists, they raise kids to make “cool clocks” and stuff. Gag!

  • Robert Pekarik

    I guess the women of America have to make a decision. Will it be a dress code change so as not to insult and degrade Muslims or will it be full dress code and submission to men?

  • Acethepug

    Let’s be sure to add some minority characters in high positions they were never qualified for, making things bad for everyone else due to their ineptness, malevolence, and overall stupidity …

    Duh Won should be available in nearly a year, Hollywood! It’s the role he’s played over and over again! Post Turtle, away!

  • /sarcnado ☠

    Mark Knoller must be mistaken about this:

    “Pres also calls for ‘global pressure’ to end the fights between Muslim sects that produces so much bloodshed.”

    Everyone knows that the “religion of peace” could not possibly experience “fights between Muslim sects that produces so much bloodshed.” The president could not have said anything like this. That would be to admit the whole narrative of the “religion of peace” is false. Wouldn’t it?

    • Suzyqpie

      Obama has separated Islam into two parts. The glorious peaceful Muslims and the Bad Apple Muslims (BAM). What he always leaves out of his Muslim white wash job is that the glorious peaceful one have no power. They won’t kill you but they will not object when their brethren does. The BAM have all the power and they will, and do, kill anyone anywhere in any number necessary, who attempt to interfere with their global supremacist ambition. ISIS incinerated a Jordanian pilot in a cage. That was the true face of Islam. If anyone is still with me, Muslims are also international welfare predators.
      No tribe on earth has the Everest sized entitlement mentality like the Muslims.

  • Joan Carsey

    Maybe Uncle Joe has a script in a desk drawer – I imagine he has a lot of free time on his hands.

  • Duke Allen

    Is that what he got from his trip to headquarters?

  • MoxieLouise1

    OK, OK, OK…

    Mary Tyler the Moor
    Kill and Kill Again
    Kill Bill (and everyone else)
    A Walk In The Mushroom Cloud
    I Was A Teenage IED

  • Suzyqpie

    ….Pres also calls for “global pressure” to end the fights between Muslim sects that produces so much bloodshed……….Muslim internecine tribal warfare has raged on, in varying degrees of intensity, since the 7th century. Hubris is strong with this one, a mere utterance from him will alter a societal pathology with 1300 years of history…very awesome.

  • sukietawdry

    We are not “one American family.” You’ve seen to that.

  • Bo

    If an attack on one faith is an attack on all our Faith’s then why does the KORAN tell the followers of ISLAM to KILL those who will not give up their faith and join ISLAM?

    • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

      And why do they kill those that convert from Islam?

    • Dan13

      Funny how Obama says the polar opposite when the word Moslem is replaced with the words gun owner.
      It must be a common sense nuance.

  • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

    A show about Muslims unrelated to national security. That would truly be a show about nothing.

  • Denise429

    “Allah in The Family” — Brilliant!!

  • interestedobserver2

    Wait…how did those women get into the same room with the men?

  • reddarin

    “Our TV shows should have some Muslim characters that are unrelated to national security,” says @POTUS. “It’s not that hard to do.”

    Holy crap. Muslim characters are wedged into shows at every opportunity already and usually as saintly human beings with quiet suffering patience enduring the racism of American DNA.

  • ToyZebra

    Lies from his first word to his last.

  • ReeFungorio

    I absolutely hate this man.

    • Jayhawkfan63

      Doubt I could put it any better. I remember the good old days when we warned some that due to his upbringing, his comments regarding the call to prayer, his incessant bloviating about so-called mohammedan bashing, bowing before mohammedan leaders, hanging around in a church for 20 years where the pastor used to be a mohammedan, praising the arab spring because it brought terrorists to power in a sort of secular country, etc.etc.etc.
      Those days when we used to be called rubes, tin-foil hat conspiracy theorists, bigots, racists, and all-around scum of the earth. Hmm, looks like he is coming out of that minaret infested closet right in front of our very eyes.

  • Hawkdriver1961

    Never heard our “Christian” president say a tenth of the positive things as he did/does with Islam. Instead he tells us of the things done by Christian crusaders in response to Islamic terrorists in France. Just one example…

  • ReeFungorio

    Next thing you know he’ll boycott the Oscars

  • Kevin Giltrud

    So…. When is NBC going to come out with its cutting edge, new show, ‘Mustafa: P.I.”?

    Or the Muslim delivery service, “Halal 54… Where Are You’?

    And CBS counters with the delightful comedy, ‘Two Broke Burqas’?

  • JohnFLob

    What no reference to the centuries old peace and tranquility center of the universe at Medina?

  • Dave_from_Florida

    Yeah and I know the perfect title of that series. The West Wing. We already have a Muslim there who doesn’t give a flip about national security.

  • PNWShan

    Was that first mosque in ND funded by Saudis, as many mosques are?

    “An attack on one faith is an attack on all our faiths,” says Pres Obama, adding that Americans must speak up when any group is targeted.

    Does that include Muslims’ attacks on Jews? Anti-semitic attacks are up in US.

  • Crakalakin

    So the Preezy is complaining that Hollywood doesn’t propagandize enough on TV? Not surprising.

  • AmericanMom

    Anyone notice Obama removed his shoes to enter the mosque, but when he spoke at a Catholic university he demanded religious statues be covered and threatens the Little Sisters of the Poor. It verifies his pro-muslim, anti-Christian beliefs.

  • Libby Taard

    One he leaves office, he can produce his own TV show, It could be a sitcom called “Allah in the Family”.

  • raydrnayshon

    As Obama plods toward total irrelevance, he pauses to piss, once more, on the American People in the name of the Religion of Peace. Next January can’t come soon enough. Of course, if HRC gets in, the past 8 years will look like Camelot.

  • ernst

    How wonderful! POTUS promoting Islam while Muslims cut heads off Americans and other Christians. Does anyone remember that Islam has always been spread by violence? When Islamic armies attacked through Spain and into France, ending at the Battle of Tours in 732, when Islamic armies tore through the Indus valley slaughtering untold thousands (711-714), when Muhammad slaughtered his way through the Arabian peninsula in the early 7th Century, and many other times, Islam has historically been the most violent of religions. Islam has slaughtered millions in its expansion. Obama may convince himself that Islam is a religion of peace, but his inane speeches, disconnected from historic reality, will not change Islam. Obama’s foolish words will not rewrite a history that Muslims remember and revere. Obama only enhances the absurdity of his foolish persona by speaking from a world in which only he resides.

  • biancaneve

    The best way to fight terrorism is to fight terrorism.

  • The DUKE

    I don’t think the FCC will allow the Muslim Comedy Beheading Hour.

  • Jefferson

    “Pres says “generations of Muslim Americans helped to build our nation,” 

    Muslims helped build our nation? How many of the Ellis Island and Mayflower immigrants were Muslims?

  • Hawkdriver1961

    “Islam’s always been a part of American history…”. Obama is right. I remember in school being taught about the very Islamic Barbary Pirates and how Jefferson’s use of our navy to wipe them out made the United States a world power. Thank you Islam!

  • Pigsonawing

    Soooo, removing Manger scenes is not attacking ones religion? Forcing Catholics to pay for their neighbors abortion or birth control isn’t attacking ones religion? The highest ranking government official saying anything about religion isn’t abusing the separation of church and state? The community disorganizer is starting to realize everything he’s done to destroy America will be undone by a real President.

  • Jerry Shelton

    I just don’t think main stream america is up for a reality TV show about goat herding and camel breading