Yesterday morning, Hillary Clinton dismissed her email scandal as being politically motivated “much like Benghazi.”

Today she continued the spin, and it’s getting more ridiculous all the time:

Well, she’s certainly fulfilled that promise to add more “humor” to the campaign:

“I take classified information seriously,” Clinton said. “People are selectively leaking and making comments that have no basis in anything I’m aware of.”

Unfortunately for Hillary, actions speak louder than words:

We’d hate to see what would have happened if Hillary had not taken it “seriously.”

Team Clinton would rather everybody just take Mia Farrow’s word for it.

  • NoFanofLibs

    Well, she probably does. Just not HER classified information

  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!
    • Karla1953
      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        That’s frightening beyond belief. That’s also weapons grade stupid.

        • CVN65

          Really doesn’t make me feel better.

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

            Me, neither. (shudder)

          • CVN65


        • Grumpy

          Is it stupidity or just a “don’t care” attitude?

          Our expectations are so damn low that even Hillary is honest enough for millions.

      • Hotlanta Mike
        • Paul Engemann

          Hiily Antoinette

      • Dork Blaster

        If you don’t believe this, look to our current POTUS for proof. Idiots abound these days.

        • Karla1953

          Oh I do believe it but I am not responsible for him so……………..

    • BlahBlah

      Neither. She just doesn’t care because she knows there will be no consequences. It’s as simple as that.

      • Ruffnek

        Yeah after the Lois Lerner disaster I’d be shocked if Obama’s DOJ actually chooses to prosecute, and even if they do it’ll be plea bargained down and she’ll get a light slap on the wrist.

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        That’s even worse.

    • rambler

      Her supporters are that stupid.

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        So are Bernie’s.

        • rambler

          Bernie’s are young pups and Hillary’s are senile.

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

            And all of them are confused as hell.

          • rambler


  • Jake Wilde

    This is why she is going to lose her party nomination to an Independent/Socialist….

  • CrazyDaze✓veridicous

    “anything I’m aware of” = nothing

    • CVN65

      That’s the qualifying part of the statement; the weasel words, if you prefer. She told the truth but wasn’t aware of any of that other stuff, at all.

    • Michael the white suburbanite

      Famous Hillary quotes, “I do not recall,” “I have no recollection,” and “I don’t know”

      • GonetoCarolina

        … along with “I’m sorry people are confused…”

  • ArmchairMike

    She does take it seriously and she proved it by explaining to an employee how to scrub the classified markings and send it that way. What a fucking buffoon to tell that to someone in an e-mail and decide not to delete that one.

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      TBH she was probably drunk when she wrote that therefore she doesn’t remember it.

    • vetgal1970

      I think it’s because it is so ‘In your face’ stupid, people who don’t follow along with the constant stream of BS flowing from this administration can’t believe it is possibly true.

  • Newportcarl

    I take classified information, seriously
    You take classified information, seriously
    He/she/it takes classified information, seriously
    Hillary, apparently the entire world has taken a tour of your bathroom. Seriously.

  • Karla1953
  • Maxx
  • Rogue Cheddar

    Of course she does, China and Russia pay good money for it.

  • Name

    Ah Hillary sweets, if you HAD taken it seriously, you wouldn’t be in the position you’re in now. Just like your hubby before, you will keep insisting on the lie until it’s proven absolutely false.

    • CVN65

      And then it will be “ancient history” and “we’ve already covered this and it was nothing but attack fodder for the right”.

  • Carolyn#OYSD

    Hillary Clinton: “I take classified information seriously”

    Absolutely. If by “seriously” she means a Three Stooges routine.

    • JLM

      Why does this remind me of:

      He: We’re attacking the ammunition dumps at Drambuie at 06:30 hrs. tomorrow. We’re coming in from the east with the sun at our backs, low, under their radar.

      She: But…but when will you be back?

      He: I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.

      Paraphrased from AIRPLANE.

  • HiltonHead_Dude

    If she took classified emails seriously, she would have used a government issued blackberry. But she didn’t. And she doesn’t.

  • G3

    Seems that there’s a punctuation error in Mrs. Clinton’s comment. It should actually read: “I take classified information. Seriously.”

    • Michael the white suburbanite

      and FBI Files

  • Joe

    Either Hillary Clinton is lying or she is in denial, which means she can’t tell right from wrong.

    • Brown Bear Mike

      Embrace the power of “and.”

    • Tessa from Texas


  • drw

    “I take classified information venally” There, I fixed it for her…

  • The Dragon

    Hillary could say she has cured cancer and her followers would believe it. They are that stupid.

  • Hotlanta Mike

    She’s just following hubby’s advice – deny, deny deny (as in “I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Monica Lweinsky”)

  • Lizzyp

    If I was Huma, Cheryl or Jake I would be VERY nervous right now. I wonder it the Scooby Van would do as much damage as a regular bus?

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      “Zoinks! She’s still twitching. Okay, put it in reverse and back up.”

      • Lizzyp

        She’d have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those bungling underlings!

  • Hotlanta Mike
    • Tessa from Texas

      I really enjoy all your posts but I think this one so far is my favorite.

      • Hotlanta Mike

        I suspect that the worst emails of EMAILGATE are all contained in this delay…not a wonder they have been delayed until after the 4 first primary states have cast their votes.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “Hillary Clinton: “I take classified information seriously””

    As seriously as Bill takes their marriage.

    • vetgal1970

      As seriously as she took protecting her ‘good friend’ in Benghazi

      • Tessa from Texas

        Another excellent analogy!

    • Tessa from Texas

      Excellent analogy!

  • Evie1949

    Unfortunately, when they use the term “email server” folks think about the emails on their own desk tops – without attachments, etc. They don’t think she had any other materials on the server but those innocuous emails like they have. They do not understand that the server contain all manner of documents and material and not just the type of email we are used to seeing. This is a major-league, go to prison and get fined type of misjudgment. The intelligence department sees no difference between a “mistaken disclosure” and “willful disclosure”; both are prosecuted the same way and the punishments are the same.

  • algonquinmatt

    The Chinese and Russians take her classified information. seriously.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    ” “People are selectively leaking and making comments that have no basis in anything I’m aware of.”” – yes….they are selecting the things that you did that are ILLEGAL because that is how a CRIMINAL prosecution proceeds. I think the key word that she believes makes this not a lie is the “I’m aware of” portion. She NEVER seems to be ‘aware of’ those instances where she has broken the law….because in her mind, she is ABOVE the petty laws reserved for the serfs and slaves….

    • algonquinmatt

      the Limbaugh Theorem, which Rush applies to Obama, is now being used by Hillary since it is so effective with the liberal media.

    • Tessa from Texas

      I agree — that phrase “anything I am aware of” also jumped off the screen for me as I read her latest lies. She certainly doesn’t seem to be aware of a lot of things. We have already put up with a president who isn’t aware of much because he doesn’t watch enough TV. Eight years of unaware presidents is more than enough.

  • Sanchez Crazy as a Loon

    Clinton is going to drop out in a plea bargain.

  • Ruttles Rohan

    I think it’s obvious she’s hired some of the Onion staff to write her spin…….

  • Sanchez Crazy as a Loon

    When you lose MSDNC….

    MSNBC: It’s Just Like 2008 All Over Again in Iowa for Hillary Clinton

    “MSNBC anchors Chuck Todd and Savannah Guthrie said on air Monday that
    the 2016 Iowa caucuses appear to resemble the 2008 contest for Hillary
    Clinton in a negative way when she lost to Barack Obama, whose
    energetic, populist campaign, they argued, resembles the support her
    main challenger, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt), has today.

    “I was thinking, Hillary Clinton wakes up in Iowa, it’s like 2008 all
    over again and not in a good way,” Guthrie said. “I mean, you have this
    kind of upstart campaign that came from nowhere, and suddenly she’s in a
    real race here.”

    “The Clinton family’s going to wonder will they ever win this state of Iowa,” Todd said. “They can never win Iowa here!”

    Todd then said that a loss for Clinton in Iowa on Monday would be
    detrimental to the Democratic frontrunner’s bid for the White House.

    “A loss, the morale, the staff angst … The amount of repercussions
    that come with a loss. It’s not just, ‘OK, let’s move in.’ It’s ugly.”

    Guthrie added that Clinton cannot rely on a likely win in New
    Hampshire, the next state to vote in the primary, because Sanders leads
    in the polls there by more than 20 points and is expected to win the state.”

  • UsedtobeaDemocrat

    Another aspect: the server might have been “secret” but the account wasn’t. If it has been reported correctly, the email address she used was [email protected]. People sending email to her must have been aware that her account was not an official government account. Wasn’t anyone who sent her classified material also breaking the law? Can they claim that they didn’t know?

    • tbmbuzz

      EVERYONE who sent her classified info broke the law.

  • LucienCordier

    Fox News:
    Official: Withheld Clinton emails contain ‘operational’ intel, put lives at risk
    By Catherine Herridge, Pamela K. Browne Published February 01, 2016

  • Hannibal

    When the FBI says there is not enough evidence to indict and the DOJ says “see we told you there was nothing there”, you can shut off the lights and lock the door because the great experiment in American Democracy will be over without even a whimper to mark it’s passing.

    • NannoH

      I’ve read that if Obama and Lynch sweep this under the rug, there are people in the FBI who are going to revolt and spill all of the beans. They have spent thousands of man-hours with this investigation and do not want it to come to nothing. We’ll see…..

      • TCDave

        Would Obamma even care? I honestly don’t think so.

        • NannoH

          Probably not. He has usurped the law several times during his presidency and most people don’t even seem to care.

    • Michael the white suburbanite

      I might whimper some

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2017!
  • Nos Nevets

    Emphasis on the word “TAKE”:
    “I take classified information seriously”

  • JohnFLob

    Hillary takes classified info very Siriusly. That’s why she broadcasts it to the world.

  • Eric L.

    “I take classified information. Seriously!”
    It can be difficult to pick up on the correct punctuation through spoken word.

  • Snowblind

    Y so serious?

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    Maybe they cut her off mid sentence. Maybe she was TRYING to say “I take classified material very seriously and scatter it all around.”

  • NannoH

    Is there one person left in this country who believes what this lying sack of human excrement says about anything?

    • tbmbuzz

      No. There are MILLIONS of people left in this country who believe what this lying sack of human excrement says about anything. Sad, isn’t it?

  • Dan Abbett

    Hillary might not take her actions seriously but everyone else certainly does. Dismissing it out of hand is not going to make it go away.

  • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

    “I take classified information seriously. But then, in my entire term as Secretary of State, no one sent me any. Got that?”

  • BuckTard


    • Suzyqpie

      Bad, Buck, you are very very bad….

  • constitutionminded

    Her classified info pertains to the Clinton Foundation pay for play and the deaths of people near them. Now that stuff is classified.

  • JohnFLob

    ““I take classified information seriously,” Clinton said. “People are
    selectively leaking and making comments that have no basis in anything
    I’m aware of.””

    That Mrs. Clinton IS the problem. If you (Hillary) are that unaware of events you should never be allowed near the office of POTUS.

  • Luv2GoFly

    Good, grief. This is getting beyond ridiculous. Can the FBI just go ahead and arrest her already?

    • Suzyqpie

      I speculate that no arrests or indictments will be issued prior to a signal from Pres Pen & Phone. Right right right the FBI is autonomous and not political. Hillary is the, de facto, only candidate. I believe that Biden was sincere when he said he just doesn’t have the energy. John Kerry, anyone? John Kerry still has major butthurt from losing in 2004 to the most hated, according to the MSM, man on the planet. And no, he wouldn’t pick John Edwards again.

  • Hotlanta Mike

    Oh my: Hillary e-mail contained “operational” intel; Update: State proposed workaround for nonsecure system

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    Hillary has been in the last couple Hotel Transylvania movies. She’s the “I didn’t do that” old lady

  • keyboard jockey

    Hillary Clinton Voters

  • Magnifico

    The only thing that idiot takes seriously is usurping power.

  • Russ

    If I told Hillary the sky was blue, she’d tell me I was spreading politically motivated lies.

    • Fingolfin

      Hillary: The sky doesn’t vote Democrat! At least…not yet.

  • American

    You have to keep repeating the big lie over and over in order to have people perceive it as the truth.
    Notice that there is no Charlie Rose interview of Clinton with him looking down at her over the top of his eyeglasses. The media are her allies who’s only purpose is to aid in the promotion of her lies.

  • Mark Wheeler

    Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth…………

    Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says:

    “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”

    Hillary: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi ?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “You mean voter fraud?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “You mean the drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

    Trump: “No the other one:”

    Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ phone calls, emails and everything else?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    “Obama’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from
    jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “Obama’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “Obama’s repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “Obama’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “Me, The IRS,Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million
    low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff
    from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt
    administration in American history?”

    Trump: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

    when hearing all those things on the list it is shocking to think that
    some people still will vote for her! That was quite a list!!! She
    really helped Obama to ruin so many things this Country holds
    dear….like for instance, obeying the CONSTITUTION OF THE USA!!!!! I
    just wish we could take our Country back and get away from this
    corruption of justice that prevails in the government today……It
    is sad to think my Kids,Grand kids, and even the Great Grands, will have
    to experience or grow up in, a very different America now!

  • OldmanRick

    Yep, just another great example that some folks are more equal than others. We “little people” would already be arrested under the Patriot Act and hidden away in some isolated place to be questioned at the leisure of the feds.

  • billzehner

    Hillary Clinton: “I take classified information seriously”

    Is Hillary serious about this matter or is she just delusional about it? Perhaps she can blame her condition on her meds.

  • ThewlynOh ✓certifiable

    you know, her response “like how, with a cloth” all of a sudden doesn’t seem so out of character for her apparently level of IT ignorance…

    either she’s THAT stupid, OR
    she thinks WE are THAT stupid

    either way…get this hag off the stage…

  • Jerry Shelton

    I was ready to “flush it’ if they stormed the house.

  • Donald York

    Zip it Hillary! We are tired of your corrupt BS!

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    NSFS(Not Safe for Sanity)

  • Ferrari fan

    “People are selectively leaking and making comments that have no basis in anything I’m aware of.” – She’s also completely unaware of reality…

    • Dan13

      Clearly, Hillary is unaware of a lot of things that she is responsible for being aware of.

  • TOM

    She takes everything seriously, just ask her. however the facts show an entirely different picture. I really believe we don’t know or won’t know how extreme her violations where. Hard to tell how much Russia and china gained in information due to her blunders. Yet she thinks she is presidential material. She is a lazy POS and went against Obama( her Boss) request to not set up a private server. Also used Blumenthal as a consultant against the Pres. wishes. She has no respect for authority, and can’t be trusted with our lives and security.