Cher’s first choice for president this year is Hillary Clinton:

However, the singer would also like to #FeelTheBern, except without a GOP congress:

We could only hope so.

  • Don Reed

    After 139 face lifts, she came out of the ether to say THIS?!

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      I think it’s her hologram tweeting.

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

        Agreed. Set to play in perpetuity.

      • Snowblind

        Cher Headroom?

        • The Northwesterner

          More like Cyber-Cher, like the way she sounded in “Believe” (with her voice computerized in parts of that song).

    • IBXNJ

      Her make up needs to be tested for lead!

      • John W.

        Fortunately, it’s easy to obtain a sample of her makeup, if you have an ice cream scoop.

      • Don Reed

        Only face in America that’s “EPA-tested & monitored.”

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      So many lifts she now has a mustache?

      • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

        Soul patch below her lower lip.

        • Arttie the Deplorable

          That would require a soul.

      • Don Reed

        The only goatee on earth that has an erogenous zone!

    • Jon Rice

      When she sits down her jaw opens…

  • D H

    The GOP cannot block what does not exist

  • HiltonHead_Dude

    Does Cher feel guilty for all of that money she has thanks to being married to Sonny Bono, a republican, while there are so many poor people? Or does she only blame republicans?

    • toddm123

      She’s ONLY where she’s at BECAUSE of said Republican. Otherwise she’d still be working in the Orange Julius stand in the mall.

      • ricoliv

        Or on the adjoining street-corner.

  • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

    How is it people who’ve achieved great success in the free market system want to destroy it for everyone else?

    • Kawfy

      to keep their little “club” exclusive.

    • Fingolfin

      I used to wonder that too. The answer, for CEOs at least, is that they know that the easiest way to secure a monopoly is by cutting deals with the government.

      • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

        Crony and capitalism are two words that should never combine. Yet they do, and is partially responsible for us nearing 20 trillion in debt.

      • http://o.com CaptDMO

        So, like, The National Endowment for the Arts,, or something?
        Those “special” IRS considerations for “entertainers”?
        Those sweet, sweet (tax deductible) Foundation dollars for the um…arts? ?

    • HENCHMAN 0804

      Hoping to be part of the ruling elite that get to control part of this country.

      • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

        And the alligator will eat them last.

  • jhawk90

    OK THX FOR THAT NOW GO BACK 2 SLEEP/MEDS WHATEV

  • Tom

    Cher trusts Hillary. Breaking news.

  • bil_g

    Bitter Twitter Fitter.

  • Kawfy

    well that’s it then….Cher has spoken…..everyone can go home now ***rolls eyes*** so far back I have a cramp

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    THOSE &^%$^%$ CRAZY (&^%&^%*&%^*$$#@ KIDS IN THE GOP!!!!!11122223333

    • ricoliv

      That can’t be Cher talking. It’s far too literate.

  • vetgal1970

    I mean Heaven forbid that ‘despicable’ congress and the People get a say ///

  • R.C.

    #gopkillshope
    I dont think they killed her yet. Just beat half to death. The latest budget deal should give you hope that the feckless eGOP would oppose very little of the Bern’s agenda.

  • toddm123

    In French, Cher means vapid dingbat.

    • Petrucio14

      That’s odd, it means the same thing here.

  • I_KICK_HIPPIES

    The sad part is she thinks people care what she thinks and says.
    She is a sad old left coast liberal fruitcake with tons of money and 24/7 butt-kissers surrounding her. Hardly someone who can lecture anyone on politics.

    • http://o.com CaptDMO

      WOAH! I care what she says,
      about “Shopping with the Kardasians” (sp? can’t be bothered), and the “real value” of clothes worn ONCE for award ceremonies !
      Maybe a nutritional overview, and USDA evaluation, of dog food for lap dogs…or something!

  • vetgal1970

    I think we need a change dot org petition to disable the caps lock keys on the devices of loons, who’s with me?

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      NO. HE’LL NO 😉

      • vetgal1970

        😀

  • Steve__Jacobson

    Putting a picture of a gun and saying so “shoot” me in a tweet about Hillary probably isn’t a great idea.

  • NannoH

    Twitchy c’mon! Mia Farrow, Crazy Auntie Joan Walsh and now Cher, all within a few days. It’s just not right to do this to us.

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

      We need Joyce Carol Oates, and then we collect the set.

      • NannoH

        Right, I forgot about than old hag. Twitchy loves her, too.

  • cirby

    “They hate Bernie for all of his great ideas! Like… that one idea! And the other idea! Oh, oh, and that REALLY great idea! All of those!”

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

      No-no, Cher! Those aren’t ideas. You’re hallucinating delta smelt and snail darters again. Now take your medicine like a good girl.”

  • Magnifico

    You trust Hillary?? I call BS….not even a kook like Cher …

    • The Northwesterner

      Yep, a walking self-parody like Cher.

  • © Sponge

    A living example why tigers sometimes eat their young.

  • Karla1953

    STFU………………………find a stadium of seats and have one oh and get someone to fix your CAPS LOCK

  • David Mackey

    Proud to say…I’ve been blocked by this has been.

    • Deplorable Jerry Camp

      I got the block from Mia Farrow…not so from this hag, yet.

    • The Northwesterner

      No doubt because you told her the truth (especially if you pointed out that her daughter Chastity is still a woman, no matter how much she and Cher pretend otherwise) and she didn’t like it because she’d rather continue living in her uber-liberal fantasyland.

  • ricoliv

    Every time I see that gargoyle I wonder how poor Sonny Bono could ever have found her marriageable. But I can understand why poor Chastity is so f*cked up.

  • Maxx

    Good grief…that face. I would suggest to Cher that if she wants to “feel the Bern,” do it from a distance.

    Plastic melts.

    • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

      *Snicker*

    • Arkuy The Great

      AIUI Cher has already expired but all that artifice has preserved her in an ambulatory state.

  • Arkuy The Great

    I am guessing that Cher agrees with W.

  • rogleecam

    Too bad Cher wasn’t skiing right behind Sonny.

    • markh58

      It would have been better if she was skiing right in front of Sonny, and he swerved just in time.

  • Jerry Shelton

    That does mean that Bernie has to come up with a great ideal first

    • Deplorable Jerry Camp

      Marx had ’em first…maybe they went to grade school together.

  • rambler

    Bernie has no great ideas.

  • rogleecam

    Bernie Sanders was arrested in an Iowa park. He attempted a rape, but was only charged with assault with a dead weapon. /s

  • jaded

    lunatic

  • macandroo

    Poor Cher- no fool like an old fool.

  • http://wandererswaysite.wordpress.com Wanderer

    Bernie doesn’t have any great ideas.

    Signed, history.

    • The Northwesterner

      Neither did his idol and role model Karl Marx, but that goes without saying.

  • SnarkyGCat

    I thought Cher was dead. Looks it.

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    “Ideas so good, they have to be mandatory!”

  • https://twitter.com/_donaldson Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Employing a sociopolitical system that has caused mass death and starvation for 100 years a ‘great idea’?

    Wouldn’t have called that.

  • MoxieLouise1

    #You’reTooOldToDressLikeSgt.Pepper

  • forgetyoutooo

    So Cher’s manic again….

  • Madcat151

    back to your room now granny its time for your nap!

  • Deplorable Member Berry

    Cher shorter: “EIN VOLK, EIN FUHRER, EIN REICH!”

  • D.Beck

    She has not aged well, must be what 85 or so?

    • The Northwesterner

      Liberal women tend never to age well.

  • Kenton Clarkson

    Said it before, say it again:
    I have a big ol’ mallet
    I have 3 sharp stakes
    I just need for someone who knows where Cher’s coffin is to give me a head’s up and I can end this once and for all.
    Seriously.
    HMB

  • bumm

    Why doesn’t she just give all her money to charity?

  • MoxieLouise1

    So she thinks Congress will work better with Hillary?? The candidate who declared her biggest mortal enemy to be Republicans??

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez Crazy as a Loon

    If they are “great ideas” they can pass.

    But elections have consequences and you Democrats losing over 900 legislative seats and many Governor seats is a good reason to look closer at the Democrat policy plans.

    • Suzyqpie

      Democrats have suffered devastating losses at all levels of government since Obama was inaugurated in 2009 including, 69 House Seats, 13 Senate Seats, 901 State Legislative Seats, 30 State Legislative Chambers, and 12 Governorships.
      They still love him very much.

  • eztalk ♀ENTP – The Visionary

    Didn’t know that Old Bat Plastic Face was even still alive.

    • Deplorable Jerry Camp

      Well, her brain’s definitely dead…the rest, held together by plastic and Sonny’s divorce settlement.

  • Maxgoof

    Hey, Cher, how about you give away all your millions as a gesture of solidarity? No? Hypocrite…

  • JCS

    Wednesday Adams grew up moonbatty.

  • Orpheus75

    Hillary has more experience and guts?! Yeah, at lying and dodging and lying.. and…

  • Orpheus75

    Cher needs to go live in Cuba or Russia or Venezuela where those “great ideas” flourish.

  • Ms.rainman

    Did somebody tell her Bernie is pushing for free plastic surgery or something?

  • Oysteria (I won)

    HOLY CAPS LOCK!

    • Suzyqpie

      Cher did take a break from the emoji, four is uncharacteristicly disciplined for Cher.

  • Petrucio14

    I think Cher has hit the ground. With her head. Repeatedly. She doesn’t start out with her heart, nor vote with her empty head. She pulls it out of her highly customized ass.

  • James D

    I wonder how she would feel when a Sanders IRS comes to redistribute her home and wealth to all the people she wouldn’t be caught dead associating with.

  • Alexxthegreat

    First of all..Cher….at 70 all that long hair make you look like a teen aged grandma…Grow up.

    Second..Bernie is NOT going to be president…so don’t worry about it so much!

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    I don’t expect much sense out of Cher’s tweets and I am seldom disappointed.

  • bo1921

    I think she meant, “his great Fascist ideas!”

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ
  • David

    If Bernie pledges to confiscate the wealth of Hollywood leftists, he would get a lot of votes.

  • interestedobserver2

    Cher needs to spend more time in the Socialist paradise of N. Korea. I’m sure she’d be happier there…

  • barney59

    All the Cher gets is a hearty Laugh and shake of the head… moving on…

  • globalcrap

    I thought walking zombies were only in the movies

  • divingpetrel

    For once she is telling the truth – she votes with her head. Being that that is the most brainless part of her…

  • ToyZebra

    That’s funny Cher. I fear they won’t block him. They’ll roll over and make deals like they are doing now.

  • JR48

    Fine, let’s pass all of Bernie’s ideas and let Cher and her idiot friends pay for it. If they all chip in, can they come up with 1.7 trillion per year?

  • bobbyt1964

    And the bleat goes on…

  • wharfrat

    Cher is an old hag,Bernies great ideas are on the trash heap of Communist history,a total failure just like Obama.

  • Dan Buchanan

    Botox has replaced what little grey matter she had left

  • whatev…✓ yo’self.

    I think Hillary has a new opening act for her next stop in New Hampshire. THAT’LL pack in the Under-30 crowd.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    So someone untied her arm restraints again?

  • Patricia Whitty

    Let Cher be the first to write a check for all the money in her bank accounts to the Fed. I’m sure all her pals will follow suit.

  • Dave In Arizona

    Sanders’ great ideas? Like how women phantasize about being raped?

  • Ed McDowell

    Funny, I was thinking about all the sabotaging the lib socialist, activists would do to a GOP administration. The house cleaning job will be overwhelming.

  • Joe Biggs

    She is a fruit fly.

  • Flavius Josephus

    I see she’s still not found the Caps Lock key ….. another Demomoron….

  • Da_Bunny

    As long as they get their salaries, perks and life time benefits, this spineless GOP will sign off on the Communist Manifesto.