Hillary Clinton has spent a lot of time dodging, obfuscating and deflecting when it comes to her email, which is why this is beyond ridiculous:

Here’s most of the reaction in a nutshell:

Yep, that’s some funny stuff, Hillary!

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Puh-leeze! Guess who Hillary Clinton wants ‘held accountable for endangering Americans’

  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

    Self awareness is just one of the many things that witch is lacking….

    • Deplorable Jesse-Messy Hammer

      ..I didn’t think I could be surprised by anything Hillary says (just-appalled-not-surprised), but when I saw THAT quote by her, I coughed up 16-oz of perfectly good Diet Coke all over this library-computer.
      ..ETA– A “spit-take” I think it’s called, huh?

      • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

        You’re lucky, I just coughed up a LUNG, I was laughing so hard.

    • Jon Rice

      There’s that, and a moral compass…

  • Bella Pelosi

    Someone please forward that tweet to the FBI

  • Karla1953
  • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

    (GASP, WHEEZE, PUFF, PUFF GASP, WHEEZE) OK, OK, I’m just getting my breath back after LAUGHING longer and harder than I have in years!!! Now, where’s the REST OF that video where she looks into the camera and says “HAH, Just kidding folks, I mean REALLY…, you DIDN’T really think I was serious, DID YOU?”
    Wait, what? There ISN’T a clip of that SECOND PART??!??!!?

  • unknown
  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    Who has the “You keep using that word…” meme?

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      Here ya go

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    She meant to vote for her.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    • HENCHMAN 0804

  • grais

    Notice she doesn’t ask the DoJ to hold her accountable.

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      She’s been assured by preezy Felon they WON’T. (At least as long as they have that inches thick file of incriminating evidence and malfeasance on him anyway)

  • journogal

    Did she add in “starting now”?

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      She probably meant “staring next January.”

  • RblDiver

    But if someone were to try a citizen’s arrest to hold her accountable, her SS guard would be all over them.

    • icallshenanigans

      Are you referring to the Secret Service or the Schutzstaffel?!

      • RblDiver

        Yes. 😉

  • JMigyanka

    Just holding you accountable sweety!

  • Deplorable Member Berry

    More like “I’m daring the people to hold me accountable”

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …Swear to tell the truth…

  • HiltonHead_Dude

    Every time I try and hold her accountable for anything, she screams that I’m a member of the vast right wing conspiracy.

  • unknown

    And here’s another reaction https://youtu.be/QiAonyJIV_A?t=1m

  • oodee

    Say it with me now:
    At this point… what difference does it make?

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2017!

    People been trying to hold you and Bill accoutable for your corruption since the mid 90s Hillary. It just that you still arrogantly do many unethical deceitful despicable criminal activties no matter what.

    Because you feel that you are above the law.

    • Orpheus75

      And they’ve gotten away with it this long too.

  • Torcer

    What?

    Clinton didn’t know how to access email by computer, State Dept claimed http://thehill.com/policy/national-security/267727-clinton-didnt-know-how-to-access-email-by-computer-state-dept

  • Maxx

    Like you held Bubba accountable? You mean that type?

  • Michelle ✓classified

    Well, we’re trying to and Congress is trying to, but you keep lying and denying. Wanna be held accountable? Turn yourself in.

  • WillyPs

    This is part of her planned defense… Insanity.

  • https://twitter.com/_donaldson Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Oh deary, they will hold you for sure. For 25-to-life, by my reckon.

  • surfdog

    That is the same as saying ” I take full responsibility ” but never paying a price .
    She took full responsibility for Benghazi but lost nothing .

    • Petrucio14

      She took responsibility but expected someone else could shoulder the blame.

  • Petrucio14

    Are the FBI and the federal Justice Department listening?

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez Crazy as a Loon

    Clinton: “I’m asking people to hold me accountable”

    Do something for the first time in your life like put the country ahead of your own desire for power and drop out.

    I will never say another thing about you. you will be a footnote in the history books as a good grandmother.

    • Petrucio14

      Well as a grandmother (abuela) anyway.

  • icallshenanigans

    accountable (adj.) = subject to the obligation to report, explain, or justify something.
    No where in that definition do I see BS or overt lying. Maybe they have a different dictionary in Chicago…

  • AZWarrior

    “And then you asked that people hold you accountable! Dang Hill, that was stupid.” ….

  • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

    Wait, wait…Maybe we misunderstood her. Maybe she was saying “I want people to recommend a good ACCOUNTANT.” You know, like for the Klinton Krime Kollective’s bookkeeping/accounting department to do their 2015 tax returns. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! OH GOD, (wipes tears from eyes) I really crack myself up sometimes!!!

  • Anthony

    Where do we begin? Is there a character limit on Disqus?

  • Jerry Shelton

    Easy just report to prison you hag

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    You know you have to use the Clinton dictionary to understand what their definition of accountable is and is is.

  • honestAbesurd

    I know she is accounting a lot of money.

  • MrBloodyKnuckles

    bring in Ken Kratz and let’s get this goat rodeo started!

  • sizemorew

    “I’m asking you to hold me accountable…as long as it doesn’t put me in jail or anything. Only hold me accountable for good things.”

  • Spike Team Idaho

    “Yes ma’am, will that be Samson braid or poly pro?”

  • Evie1949

    For what? For being a woman (that is still an undecided point for me since she’s not told the truth about anything that I can recall)? That seems to be only subject she might be able to take credit for.

  • http://wandererswaysite.wordpress.com Wanderer

    We’ve been trying to hold you accountable for years and you keep hiding behind lies and complicit media. But if we have to drill through them to get at you, we will.

  • distantsmoke

    What she doesn’t say is that those who attempt to hold her accountable (thereby outing themselves as her enemies) will be rounded up and placed into islamaphobia retraining camps, where you will become a Muslim at sword point (or die-she doesn’t care which you choose) and then be sent to ISIS who will promptly send you on a su!cide mission.