A man has been arrested at a Disneyland Paris hotel for carrying a suitcase that reportedly contained two firearms. The suitcase also reportedly contained a copy of the Koran:

A woman was also taken into custody but later released:

  • lxim

    Death to Mickey Mouse!

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      I worked at the Tragic Kingdom once upon a time. I’m cool with that.

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        I never got a chance to go as a child (illnesses), and when I was an adult, and went, the fuckin’ mice were on strike…

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Damn, I guess Minnie’s divorce WAS bitter…

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        You know why they got divorced, right? She was f**k*ng Goofy.

        (big cheesy grin)

        • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

          Really? I heard after Pluto got “fixed” (his nuts were relegated to “dwarf” status), she started a torrid affair with Miley Cyrus…

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

            No, that was Daisy Duck in costume.

          • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            qwazy quack ho…

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

            ICWYDT LOL!!!

          • Kevin Giltrud

            Doc…. You’re going to burn in Hell for that!

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

            Hell is Fantasyland at the Tragic Kingdom. BURN IT ALL DOWN!!! tee hee….

            I’m kidding!! Sorta…

          • David

            I always have felt sorry for Daisy being stuck with a lazy beau like Donald along with those bastards, Huey, Dewey and Louie. Why she doesn’t become Uncle Scrooge’s mistress remains a mystery. She could be rolling in the money bin with him.

        • Kevin Giltrud

          *Ahem*

          “I didn’t say Minnie was crazy… I said she was….. what Penny said!”

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

            What?? What did I say? 😉

    • itsatax

      Mickey’s a sorcerer. Gotta go.

    • DwellsInFire

      Nah, Mickey and Minnie Mouse have converted to Islam so they’ll be fine.
      http://img.blesk.cz/img/1/full/1150601-img-muslim-islam.jpg

    • John

      here’s a scuzzlim.

    • David

      Mickey and Minnie have been living in sin for years and have parented a couple of brats. Have you seen what the little rats do to cause havoc?

  • Jake Wilde

    More on the way. The socialists rejected effort to rid France of Them years ago and it is coming around to fruition.

  • TTTCOTTH

    A disgruntled Presbyterian I would quess

    • http://www.whiteworldmedia.org White World Media

      an inuit atheist most likely

  • Mark1971

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!
      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        It’s like he’s trying to emphasize a point while desperately trying not to piss his pants…

    • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

      (as your boat passes through the Middle East)
      it’s a world of IEDs a world of hate
      it’s a world of decapitation a world of nukes
      there’s so much we don’t share
      kill the infidels allah akhbar praise be upon him…

      • Mark1971

        LOL

    • Martin Cohn

      Second verse, same as the first. And so on forever.

      • TexSizzle

        A little bit louder and a little bit worse.

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Look, they were there because they had reports of a six-foot-tall rat, they didn’t have their normal “rites of exorcism” in the bag so they grabbed the first book they saw on the shelf…

  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

    “The man’s motives for trying to enter the hotel with weapons were unclear.”

    Ummm… anyone care to venture a guess??

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Islam’s version of “The Gideons”?

      Well, you asked…

      • unknown

        Or “Mormons/Jehovah’s Witnesses”

        • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

          No, the traditional weapon there would be claymores…

    • whatev…✓ yo’self.

      If he went on the “It’s a Small World” ride, he probably would have ended up shooting himself in the head.

      • Tessa from Texas

        OK, now you’ve done it! That song will be running around in my head for hours and hours and……

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

      For the shoe-and-weapon polishing service?

    • ClydeCrashcup

      I thought everybody traveled with a matching pair of GLOCK’S and a handy-dandy Koran.

      • Kevin Giltrud

        Only Agent 47: Hitman!

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        I know I do. 🙂

      • John W.

        Well, to me, glocks are a bit too dainty, so I prefer a matching pair of .50 cal rifles when I travel to crowded tourist attractions. And I only carry a Koran with me if I am concerned about the availability of toilet paper.

    • David

      I used to go to a bar and the bouncer would frisk you to see if you had a gun. If you didn”t they would give you one.

  • Name

    But wait, France has “common sense” gun laws. How did this guy buy them? Must be that French wing of the evil NRA who allowed him to get them!!

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    Went to Disneyland Anaheim a week ago, they were sporting enhanced security procedures besides the usual bag searches they’ve been doing in the past. I suspect they know about something and are increasing their diligence.

  • san rafael blue

    But Officer, the “Guns” as you describe them are Icons of my faith, just like the Sikh student who is allowed to carry his Kirpan knife while in school, Capice?

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    I’m sure the FBI, CIA, WH, etc., will be quick to point out that “there’s no evidence this has any involvement with terrorism”, “don’t want to cause backlash”, etc., etc., etc…

  • Jake Wilde

    It makes you wonder if they teach the Reconquista in any classrooms.

    • kennyraisin

      Question from student. “Is that on the Chipotle or Taco Bell menu?”

    • https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzZoahQVVFe26Xbq-d4Ut7g Lord Fhalkyn

      Probably not. If they do, it’s some variation of “the evil Christians attacking the innocent Muslims” (that’s the version I was taught. I asked why the Muslims were even in Spain, which was, prior to the 700s, Christian. Needless to say, it didn’t go over well with the teacher.)

      • Jake Wilde

        Nice, I did almost exactly the same. She was aghast that a student knew more about the subject she was teaching. I think she did some reading after that.

        • Petrucio14

          Not likely. The narrative must be pushed.

          • Jake Wilde

            She did, it wasn’t enough however. We tussled a bit more about WWI, WWII, and especially about Vietnam.

            Edit: It is a peculiar situation really. I had teachers in the 70’s and early 80’s that were more of essay cognitive thinking proponents. Most tests now are purposed toward indoctrination so you at least have to sing their tune to a degree before you make it a chapter in your book.

        • https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzZoahQVVFe26Xbq-d4Ut7g Lord Fhalkyn

          You got off lightly.

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

        Know the feeling. I had to perfect the art of Correct a Teacher and Live. Very, very humble and downlooking. Very.

      • Name

        and to further your point the reason the Crusades were launched was in response to the Muslim INVASION of the holy land. And one more for good measure, the Muslim Turks were this close to conquering Vienna in around the 1500s if I remember correctly. Europe’s dealing with Muslims has for the most part been a reaction to one aggression or another.

        • https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzZoahQVVFe26Xbq-d4Ut7g Lord Fhalkyn

          You really want to set a liberal’s head spinning? Ask them what the Muslims did when they invaded India.

    • Tessa from Texas

      Since so much of US history is not taught anymore, you can imagine how little of European history makes in into the classrooms.

  • https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzZoahQVVFe26Xbq-d4Ut7g Lord Fhalkyn

    Man, the Amish sure do get around.

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      It’s a long trip by buggy, English…

  • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

    “C’est la terreur Islamique.”

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    Damned Swedes!

    • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

      They also tan much better than I would have expected. Even with the burka!

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        They learned to swap out the spray tan formula with wood stain…

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

      Yes! The ones who are fleeing Sweden to escape their new widow and orphan neighbors.

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    His motives were “unclear”? Clearly he just wanted the fluffy unicorn. Sincerely, leftist leaders and media. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82utG7Q3G_k

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!

  • MrApple

    Didn’t he see the Gun Free Zone sign?

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    MSNBC: “This just in, man was arrested only 17 blocks from an abortion provider.”

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      We’re checking to see if he has any ties to the Tea Party…

      • Worc1

        ABC’s Brian Ross is reporting there is a Tea Party member with the name Salami Salami.

        • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

          Amazing, I have a sandwich with the same name!

    • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

      It’s Europe, remember? You might want to recount.

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Oh, so that’d be 17 meters…

        • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

          Just go any direction.

  • unknown

    He’s complaining about Disney’s “cultural appropriation” with Aladdin

  • Dwayne Mountain Dew Camacho

    We really have to do something about this global warming….

  • Magnifico

    Of course he’s carrying a Quran…in case he forgets what the guns are for. Duh

  • tjp77

    But that’s impossible… guns are banned and Muslims are peaceful. This story is clearly incorrect.

    • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

      Damn gun show loophole…

  • Petrucio14

    He figured he was entitled to murder a dozen or two infidel. Is it the happiest place on earth, or isn’t it?

  • Stosh

    As long as the Amish weren’t involved everyone would have been safe…the police over-reacted again…

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    No doubt he got the gun by exploiting that hidden gun show loophole. Fortunately Steven Crowder is on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEihkjKNhN8

    • Paladin

      I love how the old guy in the blue polo with the buck logo could do little more than blink rapidly at the stupidity thrown at him.

    • deepdiver

      Now if only we could get at least half of American adults to watch this, that would be great. Although the easiest thing would have been for someone at the CNN event to stand up, look Obama in the eye and say, “You are a liar, Mr. President.”

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/heroes-behind-the-badge/heroes-behind-badge-sacrifice-survival.html Meatzilla ✓ᴵᴿᴿᴱᴰᴱᴱᴹᴬᴾᴸᴼᴿᴬᴮᴸᴱ
    • Hashtag pundit

      Yesssss.

  • Hashtag pundit

    Clinging to his guns and religion no doubt. Wait. He was Muslim you say? Oops. Totes wrong narrative.

  • G3

    Great…the Mennonites are at it again, I see.

    • Suzyqpie

      Those dam people, someone needs to do something. Hateful troublemakers clinging to their Korans and their pressure cookers…..

  • Worc1

    Remember this in “not about islam” though.

    • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

      I’m pretty sure Obama and Merkel just ran to the nearest mosque to declare that.

      • Worc1

        …and to tell their hateful and dangerous citizens to leave the peaceful muslims alone.

  • Torcer

    Do atheists normally carry Korans?

  • @ChunkyTWshngtn

    Be our guest?
    Be our guest?
    Leave your bullets and your vest?

  • lCOYAR

    At this point, is anybody surprised?

    All of the lamestream media sites only report on the “gun” part, instead of that glorified toilet paper book.

  • Kelly

    Gracious, those Amish sure do get around!

  • D H

    Clearly an undercover Baptist

  • RblDiver

    Well that’s just plain racist. Everyone knows half of the Islamic worship is firing guns into the air. He was just wanting to pray is all!

  • Luv2GoFly

    Thank goodness this radical Christian was able to be stopped before he committed this atrocity…oh, wait a minute…

  • globalcrap

    Over Crowded, over price, o bogus June rainbow colors

  • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

    2 Corinthians walk into Disneyland-Paris with guns and a Koran…

    • Michael the white suburbanite

      2 Corinthians walk into …, 1 Corinthian says I’m First, your Second

    • Tessa from Texas

      I see what you did there with “2 Corinthians”, LOL!

  • Frogmouth

    Totes not about Islam, y’all.

  • rick

    Do they have pork or wine on the menus there?if so,not for long…

  • Comrade Hadenov

    “Armed man at Disneyland Paris was not known to police or intelligence services, police say.”

    Dear Leader: We can vet those widows and orphans just fine, you racists.

  • Tessa from Texas

    Have they arrested the gun manufacturer yet??

  • James McEnanly

    It is a good thing that Disney has found a way to make their security part of the show.

  • Michael

    But…But…But…Islam is a religion of peace. How is this possible?

  • David

    Investigators knew he was muslim because there was no deodorant found in his luggage.

  • stellatruman

    All joking aside, it is a matter of time before this happens in Orlando

  • bifski

    leftys new hero of moment