Addressing House Democrats at their issues conference, VP Joe Biden wanted them to know he’s there to help in any way possible:

Biden’s more serious advice to Dems might be appreciated most by Republicans:

Excellent advice:

The GOP will definitely hope House Dems take Joe’s advice.

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    Please, own it.

    • Mary Mommy Happy 2017!

      I second this comment.

      • DeplorableMessMan ✔ JesseMessy

        Love your pic, MM…And #HEYJOE (great song by Jimi Hendrix), don’t forgot the part that your boss always adds: “Don’t run away from what us Ds have done and by the way do a better job of explaining to the American people why they LIKE what us Ds have done.”

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    “Listen very carefully to whatever Joe says and do the opposite!”

  • Jake Wilde

    Isn’t the PPACA failing in every way and anything else they touched?

  • kennyraisin

    Every time they put the batteries back in Joe and turn him loose it’s a win.

  • interestedobserver2

    Well, it’s hard to offer cogent advice when you only listen to (your) part of the story.

  • Meatzilla ✓ᴵᴿᴿᴱᴰᴱᴱᴹᴬᴾᴸᴼᴿᴬᴮᴸᴱ

    That’s Phase 1.    Phase 2…

    Vote Democrat Or Die, Grandma. Your Choice.

    • kennyraisin


    • Pookiedr

      Alive or dead they will still get her vote.

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      That photoshop could have gone SO wrong there…

  • Joe DeCaro

    Only in an idiocracey can Joe Biden be a “sage”.

    • Pookiedr

      Every place else he is just a tumbleweed.

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Well, he’s been hanging out with Parsley, Rosemary, Thyme, Simon, Garfunkel, Emerson, Lake, Palmer, Merrill Lynch, Pierce Fenner and Smith, so…

  • NoFanofLibs


  • kennyraisin

    Every time I see him speak in front of a curtain I expect Jeff Dunham to pop out from behind.

    • Suzyqpie

      You mean Jeffrey Dalmer, the Chicago cannibal?

      • kennyraisin

        Would need a big dose of Rolaids after that.

      • moodydon

        I wish Dahmer was Chicago’s legacy… he belongs to Milwaukee…

    • CoastalMaineBird
      • Tessa from Texas

        OMG! He is the spitting image.

      • constitutionminded

        And he has Valeries hand up his butt to move his mouth too.

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2017!

    I hope Obama arrogant overreach executive orders make that scenario possible. Which Democrats be force to defend them.

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …DemoCommies must bring this much “SUCCESS” to their voters…….

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      Obama added almost 2.5 TIMES MORE debt in his first 7 years than Bush (and Bush was fighting 2 active wars, not “Overseas Contingency Operations”) — 8.315T vs. 3.463T.

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Y’know, I’ve got an idea. Let Biden stay after the election. No matter who wins, make Biden “America’s Uncle Joe”. We’ll set up a porch on the portico, a rocking chair, a small barrel with a checkerboard on top that he can use to hold his sweet tea, and he can sit out there, dispensing homespun wisdom to America…

    Sure, we’ll all still laugh, but it’ll be less hurtful to him this way…

    • Steve__Jacobson

      Why? He’s a mean, ruthless, unethical, son of a bitch. He’s not the clown he portray’s in public.

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Which is why you relegate him to a position of irrelevancy and unspoken ridicule, further diminishing him….

        • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

          Sit him in his rocking chair in the National Archives under “MISC.”

          • Tessa from Texas

            Good idea…at least something from Obumbler’s reign would make it into the National Archives (as the law requires) and not be accidentally erased or lost or whatever.

          • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            Pretty sure ol’ Uncle Joe is self-erasing…

    • constitutionminded

      Lets give him a shotgun and he can guard the place too.

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        It’ll cut down on the drones, anyway…

    • moodydon

      Is that tea spiked with 100 proof something?

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Well, he did find a way to steep bags of Lipton “sun tea” in Everclear. Does that count?

  • ernst

    Can you see this guy as President? What a joke!

    • honestAbesurd

      No bigger of a joke than big mouth Trump

      • ernst

        The biggest difference is that no sentient person ever accused Joe Biden of having any competence or intelligence. His biggest asset over the past 8 years has been his inability to compete with Obama for air time, and to serve as a threat of absolute incompetence should anything happen to Obama.

  • RblDiver

    If Donald is the GOP nom, I might just write in Biden. No chance of winning, but he’d at least be good for laughs!

  • DaMello ® ?

    Trump and Biden look related….. hmmmm

    • honestAbesurd

      well draft dodgers all look the same.

  • Deplorable Nigel Pinchley

    Shhh! Don’t tell Joe there might be problem with that.

  • Michael

    Then shoot your shotgun into the air!

  • honestAbesurd

    Draft dodging puke.

  • Kenton Clarkson

    Good advice Grandpa Simpson.
    Now go yell at a cloud

  • Jerry Shelton

    Does that mean he will be available for 3AM phone calls?

  • Comrade Hadenov

    Politicians of any stripe running on their record? Genius!! Too often you have the Ds hiding their progressive record in pseudo conservative appeals (Jesus was a dope smoking socialist hippie) and the Rs hiding their liberal record with conservative bluster.

  • Barry A. Brewer

    Shorter version” “Be honest with your constituents, for once.”

  • globalcrap

    O Biden, and O Bogus they’re related somewhere along the line. Same look, same mentality.

  • SnarkyGCat

    Nobody has listened to crazy, drunk uncle Joe for 40 years. I doubt anyone will start now.

    But we pray they do!

  • Americawon

    Joe finally said something I can get behind.

  • kcinmo

    Why does he have blue hair?

  • wharfrat

    The DNC is called the party of the poor and ignorant,everyone involved with the DNC needs to run away from the party and the failed Obama Administration,we as a nation can do better,

  • objectivefactsmatter

    They dropped a 6-letter word beginning with f.

  • TexSizzle

    It seems odd to me that someone from the party that hated Richard Nixon, a fellow liberal, because he was staunchly anti-Communist, would use one of his lines this way. Nixon said the same thing about campaigning for or against them to Republicans back in the 1970s.