Iran recently freed American citizens who had been held in that country (and the details of the swap deal just keep getting worse).

Secretary of State John Kerry continues to offer kind words for Iran’s leadership:

Makes you wonder if Zarif has yet received a candygram from the U.S. State Department.

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  • TooFarGone1 ✓NeverTrump

    And the standards keep dropping. Next he’ll praise ISIS for all the heads they didn’t chop off. Can America survive until January 20, 2017?

    • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

      I don’t hold out much hope.

      • DeplorableMessMan ✔ JesseMessy

        DON’T speak or think like that, friends…Anyhow, I’ve said for weeks that the O’dministration behaves as if the Iranians had somehow saved those 10 sailors from being lost at sea & then kept the 10 (along with the long-held refugees hostages) for safekeeping until they could return out “lost souls to us” and then Kerry & Zarif could hug & weep.

    • Ethanery

      America’ll survive til then, no doubt. Whether it survives after is dependent on the next president.

  • Girl who talks with her claws
  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    Don’t you just KNOW John Kerry sends him James Taylor mix tapes!?!

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

      Then there is hope for a breakoff of relations when said tapes are played??????

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Knowing Kerry, them thar frilly froggy underdrawers as well…

    • Suzyqpie

      Yusuf Islam, aka, Cat Stevens, singing Peace Train would also be appropriate.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    If John Kerry owned a bank and a thief stole $500,000 from that bank, Kerry would offer the thief a $500,000 reward and promise not to press charges if the thief would just return the stolen money……………..

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

      Slight correction: Lurch would promise a million. Accrued interest to follow.

      • dankbubba

        crooks gotta show a profit on the deal or what’s their motivation.

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    I wonder when TMZ will release the video of the two of them in their Parisian hideaway…

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

      Paging Ashley Madison…

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Uh, isn’t that a dress shop for fat chicks?

        • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

          Hey, I’m a fat chick! That’s Fat Chickiiissst!

          • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            Well, fat chicks need dresses too, right? I’m not making a moral judgement, I’m just wondering why they’d have the videos. You’d think it would be more like a video from a guy working for Paris’ version of Domino’s (Es-car-go’s?) catching the two of them in frommage delecto…

          • Kenton Clarkson

            “Can I get cheddar on that?” lol
            Great image Doc! Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, n’est pas?

          • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

            When Medusa of Greek mythology decides to write tales of social realism in late 19th century France, will she be the Gorgon Zola?

          • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            Edam, girl!

          • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

            Gouda for you! Stand up Emmen-tal(l)er!

          • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            Great, cheese puns. Makes me wanna rennet to the hills…

          • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

            And live with the Kurds? A-whey we go! If you don’t like it, tuff-it.

          • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            No no, don’t go that whey…

          • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            This In From TMZ: Miss Muffet Goes Full Brazilian!!!

          • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

            Aw nuts!

          • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            I didn’t know “she” was futanari…

            Great, now I’ve got to mix cheese puns with trans-puns…

          • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            Pretty soon these jokes are gonna turn bleu…

          • JPT

            Très drole.

  • Kevin Giltrud

    Jeez, guys:

    GET A ROOM!!!

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    On the bright side – when Kerry grows a beard it will hide half of his insufferable face.

    • Russ

      Going by the bunny suit, I’m not sure it’ll do much good.

      http://wizbangblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Kerry_bunny_suit.jpg

      • Suzyqpie

        Greatest Display of Asininty Competition by a Politician –
        1. Micheal Dukasis helmeted head sticking outta that tank.
        2. That picture of John Kerry.

        • Kenton Clarkson

          3. Princess barri bowing/sticking her azz up before the desert rat king of saudi arabia

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        From his screen test as “Sperm #8” in the Woody Allen classic…

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    I’d say it’s a one-way street.

  • Sherry

    Our foreign policy can now be called “thank you sir, may I have another?”.

  • Petrucio14

    Kerry is determined to be even worse than the last Secretary of State. That takes tremendous effort.

    • Michael the white suburbanite

      only he carries his server around on his knees

  • NoFanofLibs

    is taking hostages and trading them for convicted prisoners considered an act of peace now? Sure it is, to Democrats

  • Deplorable Nigel Pinchley

    Someone should tell his esthetician that using a six inch needle to inject Botox into the middle of Lurch’s skull is probably not that beneficial!

    • Arkuy The Great

      I think Jane Fonda Kerry suffered serious brain damage long before botox. This goes back to his days as a swift boat captain. In Vietnam. The local artisanal agriculture was quite sweet IYKWIMAITYD…

  • deepdiver

    I’m so … I can’t even. That’s how embarrassing this is. *bangs head*

  • Oysteria (I won)

    What they’re doing is treating Iran like a recalcitrant child. “Praise good behavior and ignore the bad.” I got news for these crapsacks. Iran isn’t a child. And when did that approach ever even work on a child anyway?

  • Nos Nevets

    Hillary was a better SOS than Kerry.
    Because she accomplished nothing.

  • David

    Next John clap your hands like a seal.

  • wharfrat

    Kerry and Obama are dealing with Satan, he controls Iran,they are going to get all of us killed when Iran shoots a Nuke at us and when someone goes to look for Kerry and Obama they’ll be gone or hiding to keep from being blamed for what they did to us.

  • Mark Wheeler

    KERRY THE CLOWN!!

    WE NEED PRESIDENT TRUMP !!!!!

    A MAN WHO HAS ALLEGIANCE TO NO MAN BUT GOD & COUNTRY!

    A LEADER, A DOER, A MAN WHO HAS ACCOMPLISHMENTS !!!

    WE NEED REAL CHANGE !!!

    WE NEED AN OUTSIDER !!!

    TRUMP A Modern Day Patriot !!!

    —————————————- + TRUMP 2016 + ————————————-

    MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN !!!

    GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!

  • bygeorge

    In case no one noticed, these two are related by marriage. Kerry’s daughter married the other guy’s son. He was working here in America. A bad case of nepotism, isn’t it?