The State Department’s Twitter account for “truths about terrorism” is offering an alphabetical list of words that represent what Daesh (ISIS) is all about. Prepare for a learning experience like no other:

What’s perhaps most surprising is that the “C” doesn’t stand for “climate change.”

Will they finish the whole alphabet? We’re just curious what “X” and “Z” would be.

There’s really no other way to react, is there?

And in case you thought ISIS was an all-providing entity concerned about improving the human condition, the State Department helps set things straight:

Not providing services? You don’t say! Maybe the Obama State Department can convince ISIS to be more conscientious about infrastructure and health care.

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Dear propagandists at the State Dept.: Please spell check all future anti-ISIS tweets. Thanks! [screenshot]