The #AmherstUprising at Amherst College in Massachusetts started in the wake of protests at Mizzou, and the leaders of the “uprising” have given the school’s administrators a comprehensive list of demands.
The protesters were hoping for more exposure on the football field today but were apparently victims of a team microagression instead:
Everybody to your designated safe spaces!
Priceless, the moment you realize the football team demonstrates better sense than you: https://t.co/ZwH0xBRAEB
— Robert Siegmund (@RobertSiegmund) November 14, 2015
Get a load of this shit……
Maybe b/c you are complete fucking embarrassment to anyone over 10? https://t.co/ZJMorLDHhD
— Joey Dzhugashvili (@gonebickle) November 14, 2015
Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that "Josh" is an affluent white hipster? https://t.co/6R1QClPt8C
— neontaster (@neontaster) November 14, 2015
Literally impossible to know if this is a parody account by its content. https://t.co/yfbVnzEbXN
— Dan Lovejoy (@danlovejoy) November 14, 2015
Definitely hard to tell the difference between satire and real life anymore.
Good call, Amherst football team!
And though it literally was impossible to tell if it was a parody account, the @AmherstUprising account has been suspended by Twitter.