The #AmherstUprising at Amherst College in Massachusetts started in the wake of protests at Mizzou, and the leaders of the “uprising” have given the school’s administrators a comprehensive list of demands.

The protesters were hoping for more exposure on the football field today but were apparently victims of a team microagression instead:

Everybody to your designated safe spaces!

Definitely hard to tell the difference between satire and real life anymore.

Good call, Amherst football team!


And though it literally was impossible to tell if it was a parody account, the @AmherstUprising account has been suspended by Twitter.