That thing where you retweet obvious trolling because you'll be dead soon and your mentions won't matter then. https://t.co/f0A9kqUEge
— ≠ (@ThomasHCrown) October 3, 2015
Vox’s senior correspondent Dylan Matthews has shared some wants that would, supposedly, make the world a better place:
I want really high taxes on tobacco, alcohol, and sugar.
I want to ban human drivers ASAP.
And I want gun control.
It's not an either/or.
— Dylan Matthews (@dylanmatt) October 2, 2015
Smells like … freedom! Or maybe not:
One of my fave liberal cliches is "right wing moralists want to control your life." Yep. https://t.co/Ass18FjPzB
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) October 3, 2015
@dylanmatt Please tell me where you live so I can make sure I never move there.
— rockmom (@rockmom) October 3, 2015
@dylanmatt Translation: I'm an authoritarian fascist and I want my world view imposed on everyone else by force.
— CROSSPATCHe (@VictorB123) October 3, 2015
Freshman seminar scholars gonna freshman seminar scholar. https://t.co/OaI90Sg74J
— Varad Mehta (@varadmehta) October 3, 2015
— Colorado REDTraci (@goptraci) October 3, 2015
Poor people use tobacco, alcohol and sugar. https://t.co/vj5STzxo1s
— Countermoonbat (@CounterMoonbat) October 3, 2015
So poor people should be punished while the better off can smoke, drink, and eat tasty food. Nice. https://t.co/Mere7pRL8A
— Heather (@hboulware) October 3, 2015
It's like some weird puritan dystopian future. https://t.co/ZiEvhne1lm
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) October 3, 2015
“I hate it when other people are enjoying their own lives” https://t.co/h3A9Bkxibi
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) October 3, 2015
@dylanmatt I'm sure there is someplace on earth more suitable for you. I will pray you find it.
— #NeverTrump (@rwgranny) October 3, 2015
@dylanmatt So, basically, you hate freedom.
— Bill Hobbs (@billhobbs) October 3, 2015
.@dylanmatt I want Vox to admit they're satire
— Matthew (@Matthops82) October 3, 2015
Strange how that works, isn’t it?
But if we really want to raise some revenue:
— The 57th State ℅EF™ (@EF517_V2) October 3, 2015