If information from Hillary Clinton’s wiped clean server is hard to access, how about the Blackberrys that were issued to two of her aides? The State Department must still have those, right? Not so fast:

That’s fairly convenient:

The secretary of state’s information technology office “believes that Ms. Mills and Ms. Abedin were each issued BlackBerry devices,” State Executive Secretary Joseph Macmanus wrote in a declaration submitted to a federal court in Washington (and posted here). The office, referred to as S/ES-IRM in agency parlance, “has not located any such device at the department” and “standard procedure upon return of such devices is to perform a factory reset (which removes any user settings or configurations) and then to reissue the device to another employee, to destroy it, or to excess it,” he added.

#ShockedFace!

Which all leads to this:

It sure looks that way:

It’s funny because it’s true.